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Re: Football Fuckwitt Fiasco (and where I stand on it)

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:20 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Football Fuckwitt Fiasco (and where I stand on it) ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 964

The average person has only so much room in their brain and time in their day to devote to "issues" they need to worry about. Sympathy requires energy, and we have a finite amount to spend. Well, there is a subtle way that you can actually use this to your advantage, by implying that in fact there i...

Re: Dildo Factory

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:17 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dildo Factory ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 677

Tim_kerr strikes me as the type that no one ever really wants to talk to IRL. He's reactionary, never starts a topic just contributes gayness to the entire process. He's a queer for sure, probably self loathing and wishing for the days when the rest of the forum regulars treated him like shit and no...

Re: The changes arnt working!

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:06 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The changes arnt working! ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 559

type "2014 reddit" into this https://archive.org/web/ u can thank me later *wonky code* If I even go near the front page I get a very stern letter from the mods where they call me all kinds of names up to and including poop head and dick bag and fuck face and a myriad of other insulting things I ca...

Re: Had an idea

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:36 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Had an idea ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 380

happysock wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:32 pm
Call a Waffle House (864) 458-9393. Ask for lil pewps on your hash browns.
Come on now, that would just be juvenile.

Re: Had an idea

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:13 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Had an idea ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 380

Tim_Kerr wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:12 pm
call dominos.. (614) 297-0030 one large pie with lil pewps
Good idea but they are only open for another .45 hrs becasue they get robbed on a nightly basis.

Re: Mom tells me I am special.

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:12 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Mom tells me I am special. ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 1522

There's nothing special about, you are turd.

Got the job!!!!

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:10 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Got the job!!!! ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 1712

Ok guise i got the job as a google tester and all I have to do all day is go to whatever shit they send me to and I get like 70 bucks a day and i get to work 4 days a week. This means I will have much more time to shit pewst here on the shit site since i don't work at the food lion anymoer and I tol...

Re: The life of Brian

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:08 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The life of Brian ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 854

Brian is the fattest lil poop ever to be pooed out on the ebaumsworld.

Had an idea

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:03 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Had an idea ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 380

Okay so I told myself I was gonna answer the phone the next time it rings and have an actual adult conversation instead of saying lil poops. Wouldn't you know it I didn't make it 20 seconds and dropped a lil poopy on them. they hung up and no one has called since that was like 2.5 hrs ago and I'm ge...

Re: Movie Ideas Thread

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:15 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Movie Ideas Thread ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 2837

The Phantom Cornholer: The movie starts with a young man having flashbacks to being brutally ass banged in his bed as a young child while wearing his superman underwear. Fast forward several years and the young man is determined to stop this life altering event from occurring. He studies theoretical...

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