Waterboy. Who would have thought Foosball wasn't the devil after all?!?
Holy shit! You are good. What are the lottery numbers going to be?
Damn it! Now I want to force feed Spam and canned corned beef to a goose to see what happens.
These recipes are why I don't give money to the homeless. They are just going to waste it on this shit, get ass cancer and then we'll have to foot the bill for their years of treatment and eventual pauper's grave.