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Re: spider

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:17 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: spider ¦  Replies: 126 ¦  Views: 3604

<r><QUOTE author="mrhotdogjeans" post_id="108831" time="1521434688" user_id="6218"><s>[quote=mrhotdogjeans post_id=108831 time=1521434688 user_id=6218]</s> I don't think my rascal can travel that far. <e>[/quote]</e></QUOTE> Then you have the wrong Rascal<br/> <br/> <YOUTUBE id="iLo0p0QLiBI" url="ht...

Re: Hey, do I come off like a pedantic know-it-all?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:11 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Hey, do I come off like a pedantic know-it-all? ¦  Replies: 68 ¦  Views: 2075

doonrothmani wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:10 am
How's Brian's grandmother Sadie? Still dead?
*jabs her with a stick* Yep, she's still dead.

Re: Do you look at your shit before you flush it?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:45 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Do you look at your shit before you flush it? ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 648

Are you in a roundabout way asking if we read our comments before posting them? If so, no. No way I'm reading whatever steaming pile of crap I just wrote.

Re: Omgg

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Sun Mar 11, 2018 8:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Omgg ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 274

Pee_patrol wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:41 pm
So i was at the food lion earlier and it's the one where the manager hates me and I was in the bathroom and someone wrote "pizza killer" on the wall with a red pen an i was wondering who would write something like this on a bathroom wall with a red pen?
I would.

Re: Hey, do I come off like a pedantic know-it-all?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Sun Mar 11, 2018 8:31 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Hey, do I come off like a pedantic know-it-all? ¦  Replies: 68 ¦  Views: 2075

doonrothmani wrote:
Sat Mar 10, 2018 8:29 pm
*Paragraphs = mad snipped*
Are you a PlusCaChange alt? I don't think you are so no, you do not come off as a pedophilic know-it-all. I'm not reading a bunch of pseudo-intellectual bullshit but I'll read a Doon post.

Re: Cunnalingus it's offical....

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Sun Mar 11, 2018 8:11 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Cunnalingus it's offical.... ¦  Replies: 51 ¦  Views: 1485

joecaca wrote:
Sun Mar 11, 2018 7:59 pm
Yes. Eat healthy. Drink water. Work out. Get out the basement. Get a better education and/or job. Burn your clothes. Go to the mall with a girl you trust. Buy new clothes.
Caca 💩
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Re: Poll: Which type of post pisses you off the most?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Sun Mar 11, 2018 8:00 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Poll: Which type of post pisses you off the most? ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 1104

I hate posts that contain polls the most

Re: My manager at Popeye's is a crazy broad!

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:23 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My manager at Popeye's is a crazy broad! ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 1314

You work at Popeye's? I didn't even know you were black. They don't hire black people to work at Popeye's, do they? That would completely kill their profit margins. Just like Taco Bell only hires blacks and KFC only hires Mexicans. That way they don't have to worry about inventory inconsistencies.

Some guys will do anything to improve their credit score

cunnalingus wrote:
Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:25 am
The secret of coke island?? *gets half chub* I’ll grab a card and a straw
You really think it is worth the trip to Nova Scotia?

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