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Re: Manly Shit

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Manly Shit ¦  Replies: 33 ¦  Views: 759

cunnalingus wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:48 pm
I like to piss on public toilet seats to let the next guy know who's boss.
That is amateur stuff. An upper decker is what the professionals do.

Re: you best start believin in shit threads

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:29 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shit threads ¦  Replies: 348 ¦  Views: 3611

RoboDuck wrote:
Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:07 pm
I HAVE 3 WATER JUGS AROUND ME RIGHT NOW. I ONLY WISH THEY WERE THE OTHER KINDS OF JUGS LOL U KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOL
Maybe someone will start a GoFundMe page so you can achieve your dream of having 3 jugs around you.

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Re: The Worst Animal Cruelty I've Ever Seen

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:55 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The Worst Animal Cruelty I've Ever Seen ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 510

cunnalingus wrote:
Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:12 pm
Was it a raccoon? Or some stray chink, we all know how them chinks like chicken feet.
Sounds like something Roboduck would do.

Re: If you had to choose one.

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:09 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: If you had to choose one. ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 478

RoboDuck wrote:
Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:44 pm
brian cuz hes not related to me and i could just wear a quadruple wrapped condom and repent for my sin to god after im done.
This is obviously a policy violation.

Re: anyone wanna watch my Star Wars Battlefront live stream?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:25 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: anyone wanna watch my Star Wars Battlefront live stream? ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 257

Is that the one where you run around and get killed a lot or the one where you hide 7 miles from the other players and shoot 200 rounds of ammo to get 1 kill?

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Jul 19, 2017 5:52 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 838 ¦  Views: 40548

andrewryan69 wrote:
Wed Jul 19, 2017 5:46 pm
...SevenSam and the Wangster want to kick your ass. Watch yourself.
Are they one of those wacky morning radio shows?

Re: Best movie with a twist.

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:55 am ¦  Forum: Movies & TV ¦  Topic: Best movie with a twist. ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 226

Waterboy. Who would have thought Foosball wasn't the devil after all?!?

Re: This is old, but it still makes me laugh

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:52 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: This is old, but it still makes me laugh ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 289

Oh, Seinfeld! I saw the title of the thread and though I left my fly open again.

Re: Brian...

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:59 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shit threads ¦  Replies: 348 ¦  Views: 3611

cunnalingus wrote:
Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:46 am
This will be moved to the shit threads forum because this IS a safe space.
Holy shit! You are good. What are the lottery numbers going to be?

JohnnyP wrote:
Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:37 am
Ha, Peasant food! You are obviously not sophisticated enough to use spam or cheese whiz.
Damn it! Now I want to force feed Spam and canned corned beef to a goose to see what happens.

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