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Re: Wanna know how it feels like to be God?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Aug 08, 2017 6:21 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Wanna know how it feels like to be God? ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 2205

Being god is like being that fat kid with an ant farm who never gives them a chance to rebuild society. Ants... Are black Are scavengers always wanting free shit Have many offspring Always some fat bitch wanting to be called "Queen" Destroy houses They ruin a picnics by showing up They attack in la...

Re: Public Announcement

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Aug 08, 2017 6:07 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Public Announcement ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 1413

Maybe it will finally be on the agenda to get discussed at the weekly EBW team meeting. Well, after the buttfucking and team-building circle jerk is over.


BTW, the nightly janitorial crew really hates those weekly meatings.

Re: Public Announcement

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:47 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Public Announcement ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 1413

Go up against him in a vote. Loser leaves forever.

Re: Don't eat Sausage (In Canada)

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:56 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Don't eat Sausage (In Canada) ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 2636

I bet there was dog in there too.

Re: Hello

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Hello ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 316

But that's the way it had to be
They locked him up and threw away the key
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
Even though he now takes it in the behind
Date rape!

Re: TV can be edjewcashional

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: TV can be edjewcashional ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 785

I've been watching Intervention and learned from it that it's possible to get high as fuck from huffing duster. I can't believe I new knew this before! I'm about to head to the store for a few cans so I can try it. Did you just discover the internetz too. You've had to've seen Alison before. https:...

Re: IP CAM TRolling

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:38 pm ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: IP CAM TRolling ¦  Replies: 3 ¦  Views: 1647

The screaming was pretty lame and unimaginative.

Re: This is why they can't be in the military.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:33 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: This is why they can't be in the military. ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 618

Pee_patrol wrote:
Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:29 pm
I sexually identify as a room temperature mug of rootbeer.
Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Re: Wanna know how it feels like to be God?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:40 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Wanna know how it feels like to be God? ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 2205

Bar in Los Angeles California USA http://www.insecam.org/en/view/452973/ I smell a rat... I've never seen a bar open at 8am before. I've never seen employees in a bar at 8am before! Here in OH a bar can open at 5:30. It's very common around factories and auto plants. I just checked and they do open...

Re: Vegan thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:23 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Vegan thread ¦  Replies: 828 ¦  Views: 106857

disease, hatred/disgust for parents later in life, mental illness, etc. Quite posting you diary entrees. environmental destruction We can discuss this if you want and how your petroleum consumption affect it all. Oh, that's right, you never want to discuss that. Or maybe it's just that we've alread...

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