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Re: My 600 lb life (Tuba Edition)

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:03 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My 600 lb life (Tuba Edition) ¦  Replies: 3 ¦  Views: 147

Lifelong Democrat voter and single welfare mother.

Re: If you laugh you go to Hell

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:53 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: If you laugh you go to Hell ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 332

This story sounds too good to be true has to be made up.

Re: Doonrothmani is a chauvinist

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:42 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Doonrothmani is a chauvinist ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 618

Pizza is flat like a piece of pizza. Its crust should be crunchy as well as thin. Add tomato sauce, garlic, pepperoni and enjoy yourselves!

Don't be a hater be a relater.

Re: Finally a new post your gifs thread

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:32 am ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: Finally a new post your gifs thread ¦  Replies: 181 ¦  Views: 16945

It's not easy being the third guy in the ring.



Re: Post the last thing that you bought :?:

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:19 am ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: Post the last thing that you bought :?: ¦  Replies: 358 ¦  Views: 51353

almostapathetic wrote:
Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:16 am
Put it on backwards and hit the bars at closing time.
I wish I could but it's about 10 sizes too large for me.

Re: Fuck moving sucks!

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:10 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck moving sucks! ¦  Replies: 75 ¦  Views: 1341

'Shit packing' and 'packing shit' are both in common usage today. I can say this because I know a thing or two about the English language. https://i.imgur.com/2HxkEny.jpg The common expressions are “getting your shit pusssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhed in” and “getting your ass stuffed.” You fags need to g...

Re: Fuck moving my bowels sucks

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:49 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck moving my bowels sucks ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 323

Try this big guy it'll clean you out better than any high fiber diet out there.

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Re: Fuck moving sucks!

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:17 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck moving sucks! ¦  Replies: 75 ¦  Views: 1341

'Shit packing' and 'packing shit' are both in common usage today. I can say this because I know a thing or two about the English language.

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Re: Potatoes

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu May 31, 2018 5:06 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Potatoes ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 497

Real Americans eat potatoes. It's all those shitty minorities who eat things like rice and plantains as side dishes. And of course libtards eat quinoa. Well then tell me who eats watermelons? I dare anyone to say it because the speech police are everywhere. You'd just love it if my show got cancell...

Re: Doonrothmani is a chauvinist

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu May 31, 2018 5:03 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Doonrothmani is a chauvinist ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 618

When I see Doonrothmani my brain tells me it's Dothraki from Game of Thrones. I'm learning to read and speak the Dothraki language.

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