I like to stand really close to Asians in line and breathe on them. Especially the ones with nice asses and small tits.
What about emojis in the shape of a penis?
When is trump going to build a wall to keep the Americans from leaving the northern border? The only ones leaving for Canada are the derelicts and illegals...and if they want to go live in Trudoh-land then let them go. Shame that all those mouthy celebrities that threatened to leave for Canada didn...
Think Richard Gere and the gerbil rumor. Snopes even did a write up on it.
Just for accuracy you should know eds was kicked off the homo squad when it was revealed he raped his older cousin who was babysitting him at the time.
Don't you mean "me" bird knows tricks?
Eugh, I hate being all helpful and shit. It's sounds sounds like your suffering from IBS or Irritable bowel syndrome. Speak to your family doctor/gp and see about maybe changinging your diet and/or taking medications for the pain (more than likely buscopan) And stop eating that corn beef from Horme...
With a name like Hakik you'd fit right in there. And why are they riding a train in their pajamas in the daytime?