This is why we can't have a nice forum like Fems with Dicks or I Squash My Own Nuts.
Next time go to the bathroom before you leave the house or wait til you get back home. You have no idea how germ-y public restrooms are. You want to have to explain to your parents how you got AIDS?
Triggered me again you bastard.
Squirrels where I live don't seem to follow any rational pattern that I can detect. Sometimes they come up and beg for handouts and then they complain like hell when you don't feed 'em for a day or two.
Reminds me of some of my relatives.
Persons shouldn't be judged by how many dicks they've ridden.
Farts have been known to clear rooms and scatter crowds at gatherings but I doubt they could affect the climate. I give it a pants on fire.