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Re: Hello everyone I'm new Member

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:30 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Hello everyone I'm new Member ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 335

This is why we can't have a nice forum like Fems with Dicks or I Squash My Own Nuts.

Re: omguise

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:30 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: omguise ¦  Replies: 34 ¦  Views: 516

Next time go to the bathroom before you leave the house or wait til you get back home. You have no idea how germ-y public restrooms are. You want to have to explain to your parents how you got AIDS?

Re: Shithole countries

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shithole countries ¦  Replies: 133 ¦  Views: 2053

“There’s nothing that 100 men or more could ever do...
Bless the rains down in Shiiiithole”

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Re: War Stories

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: War Stories ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 248

joecaca wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:04 pm
edsbrian wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:43 am
JohnnyP wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:56 am
Nice story Howard Stern
I was going to say the same thing.
Hey now!
Triggered me again you bastard.

Re: i went to the mountains today

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: i went to the mountains today ¦  Replies: 30 ¦  Views: 539

Squirrels where I live don't seem to follow any rational pattern that I can detect. Sometimes they come up and beg for handouts and then they complain like hell when you don't feed 'em for a day or two.

Reminds me of some of my relatives.

Re: I got nothin against the gays..

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I got nothin against the gays.. ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 178

You were totally justified in walking out. There's nothing worse than an overly flamboyant gay waiter.

Re: AlwaysPathetic vs TIm_Kerr's Training

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:47 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: AlwaysPathetic vs TIm_Kerr's Training ¦  Replies: 30 ¦  Views: 540

almostapathetic wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:37 pm
Fireal wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:26 pm
Still doing this shit, eh?
And I bet you're still an unemployed mooch drug addict. Am I right? Been to jail lately?
Persons shouldn't be judged by how many dicks they've ridden.
#NoDickRiders

Re: What's with the heat wave?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:48 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What's with the heat wave? ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 223

Farts have been known to clear rooms and scatter crowds at gatherings but I doubt they could affect the climate. I give it a pants on fire.

Re: War Stories

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:36 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: War Stories ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 248

Never trust those me suckee you long time GI bitches. Never!

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Re: Eds I Had A Dream Shtick

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:28 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Eds I Had A Dream Shtick ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 221

Barry Obama the Teen Years: Celebrating MLK day in Hawaii

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