What really happened...
No she is not. First off, she is poor and has no extra money to invest. Second: Dildos provide pleasure and she hates anything pleasurable.
I always thought this was humorous. It's also what the typical ebuamer lays in bed and dreams to strive to be.
You go to Waukegan for the good shit. I bought a car on ebay years ago and went to waukegan to get it. Man, it was like little Mexico.
Is that your employer? Most people don't realize what their employer gives them in healthcare. Especially if it's a really good plan. It's one reason that I wish I worked for someone else.
I just recently did the best gold plan and mine was only $530. It was $520 the day before. That's what I get for waiting til later to up my coverage.
When you hit his age I have a feeling you'll rival his girth. You are destine to eat your feelings.