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Re: My Tour in Vietnam [Pics]

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:31 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Tour in Vietnam [Pics] ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 680

HotDogShirtGuy wrote:
Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:23 pm
I was in Nam. 69th Marine Division, 67' @ Bang Ding. We captured the leader of the Viet Cong in our area, Commander Ho Lee Fuk.
Asians - The Devil's slant eyed servants.
I know ho_lee_fuk he’s my friend

Re: My Tour in Vietnam [Pics]

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:20 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Tour in Vietnam [Pics] ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 680

lemmiwinx wrote:
Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:03 am
I missed being allowed to serve in Vietnam only due to my birth date coming up number 212 in the draft lottery. Surely I would have benefited from the experience.
Don’t try to cover the fact that when you showed up to basic training they sent you packing when they saw how fat you were.


 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:10 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Sheeeeeettttt. NIGGNORANCE IS BLISS ¦  Replies: 33 ¦  Views: 664

HotDogShirtGuy wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:28 pm
5 guys burgers and fries you fucking niggers
You seemed like the type of guy who likes five guys in his mouth. Get outta here with that shit!

Re: Golf

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:07 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Golf ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 426

2 days of drinking took its toll on me. Around the 15th hole my body started cramping up and had pains in my joints. Guess that’s what happens when you only sleep for two hours and have nothing in your system other than beers and whisky.

Re: I have some terrible news

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:04 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I have some terrible news ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 454

BDR529 wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:14 am
Who's going to alert us to the presence of fat people in public places? :?
I’ve decided to only tell “new” forum members about fat Brian and fat lemmiwinx

Re: I have some terrible news

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:54 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I have some terrible news ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 454

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Re: Golf

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:37 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Golf ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 426

I’m going golfing again in an hour and a half. I’m hungover to shit. Gonna grab some beers and go golfing with my bros again.

Re: My Tour in Vietnam [Pics]

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:35 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Tour in Vietnam [Pics] ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 680


 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Golf ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 426

I went golfing with my bro’s today after work at noon. It was 19 celcius or 66 In faketemperaturenheit. Good day. Drank beers, golfed. I would say unusually warm but it’s been 10-15 years ago this time of year that we used to have snow and freezing weather. But it hasn’t been like that for years. Mu...

Re: Post Your Politicuck Pictures Here

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:38 am ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: Post Your Politicuck Pictures Here ¦  Replies: 564 ¦  Views: 38577

Oh you mean how according to their customs he did a greeting reserved for someone of their standing to respect other cultures? I mean it’s not like he saluted a general in a dictatorship or anything when it wasn’t required, right? I mean if you were to compare it to anything that would be a little m...

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