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Re: Fat lady bonanza

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:01 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fat lady bonanza ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 307

If you're too fat to walk around in a store with a pushcart to put the shit you want to purchase in then maybe you're too fucking fat to drive a car. Ever think of that? Just stay home and buy stuff on Amazon and have it delivered.

Re: The New Roseanne Show

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:39 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The New Roseanne Show ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 442

cunnalingus wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:35 pm
If I didn’t watch the old one because of how shitty it was why would I watch the remake
Yeah but this is the new empowered socially acceptable Roseanne show. She's a registered K Street lobbyist now with all the rights guaranteed to citizens by the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

Re: The New Roseanne Show

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:33 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The New Roseanne Show ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 442

I tried to watch it after the fact but I could only make it about fifteen minutes. First thing that hit me was the laugh track. If you need a laugh track to signal when something is funny maybe it's not that funny.

Re: When god tells you to post something in the music section

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:25 pm ¦  Forum: Music ¦  Topic: When god tells you to post something in the music section ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 5267

<r>^ somebody wasn't paying attention was he?<br/> <br/> <SIZE size="85"><s>[size=85]</s><COLOR color="green"><s>[color=green]</s>Added in 54 seconds:<e>[/color]</e></COLOR><e>[/size]</e></SIZE><br/> Here's something to soothe your soul:<br/> <YOUTUBE id="-LILVWzEMMg" url="https://www.youtube.com/wa...

Re: What if Jesus asked you for your wifi password?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:11 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What if Jesus asked you for your wifi password? ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 429

Pee_patrol wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:03 pm
Why did it take Jesus 3 days to respawn?
You must remember in biblical times the fastest modem was rated 1200 baud and that was under ideal laboratory conditions. I doubt Jesus was ever able to achieve anything near that on the cross.

Re: What if Jesus asked you for your wifi password?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:57 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What if Jesus asked you for your wifi password? ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 429

joecaca wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:49 pm
I have unlimited and he's a great guy so sure! :D
My feeling at first but then what if he installs some kind of malware that sucks up credit card numbers. I know he's "the" Jesus and shit but I don't trust anybody that much.

Re: How Pale Faces

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:52 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: How Pale Faces ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 811

Nobody cares more about Native Americans and their right to vote for Democrats in US elections than this little lady. Let hear it for Fauxcahontas people!

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Re: I never skip fag days

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:38 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I never skip fag days ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 916

If you kill them they will hate you and not visit your shithole countries.

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Re: I never skip leg days

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:18 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I never skip leg days ¦  Replies: 60 ¦  Views: 2193

cunnalingus wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:53 pm
Wtf is wrong with people?
Don't wet your panties lad it's only chocolate pudding he's swimming in. They trick you with optical effects and draw you in to their perverted world. Still pretty cool though not saying Hollywood doesn't know how to titillate its audience of dunces.

Re: What if Jesus asked you for your wifi password?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:09 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What if Jesus asked you for your wifi password? ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 429

I would first have to make sure it's the real jesus and not some mexican guy peeking through my weeendoh. I'd look for the nail holes in the wrists and ankles. That's positive ID. he could be a victim of cartel brutality. Could be that or just rough sex you know those Cajun girls have their ways.

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