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Re: Duke graduates.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:47 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Duke graduates. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 535

I’d fuck the chick in the blue coat but not real hard. She's hiding a bangin' set o' tits under that blue coat. Yes, if I were single, 30 pounds lighter, 30 years younger, better looking and made twice as much money. She'd still reject me. Next time you see her in a sweater ask her to squeeze 'em t...

Re: Hunter S. Thompson was a legend

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:16 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Hunter S. Thompson was a legend ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 384

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And somebody was giving booze to these god damn things! It wont be long now, before they tear us to shreds. If you stay on the designated walking path you have little chance of being eaten by zoo animals. There's always some kids who can squeeze u...

Re: Hunter S. Thompson was a legend

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:09 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Hunter S. Thompson was a legend ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 384

Sure he was a legend in his day but he died young. Just say no to peyote and tequila cocktails.

He's dead now.
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Re: Have you ever paid a hooker to pee on you?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:54 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Have you ever paid a hooker to pee on you? ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 233

almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:45 pm
Could just hide in a trashcan over at LeVegan's house. Warning: You are gonna see some shit. Imagine apple juice pouring all over a roastbeef sandwich.

@Demeter
You have reason to believe The Vegan is sporting meat curtains?

Re: Breaking the silence

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:38 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Breaking the silence ¦  Replies: 37 ¦  Views: 582

almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:15 pm
AngryGeriatric wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:25 am
Plugged in? What dark ages are you from that you have to plug in your phone to charge it?
It's an Obama fone. We prezdent now.
Can a person buy one of these magic new phones that don't need to be plugged in to charge with their EBT card? Asking for a friend.

Re: Have you ever paid a hooker to pee on you?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:22 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Have you ever paid a hooker to pee on you? ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 233

Why would I pay a hooker when I have a boss who does it for free. Really? Where do you work? Are there any openings for a well experienced, multi-talented person such as myself? I work for the Secret Service and they're hiring anyone these days. Pretty cool but I can't figure out why they never giv...

Re: Have you ever paid a hooker to pee on you?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:18 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Have you ever paid a hooker to pee on you? ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 233

Why would I pay a hooker when I have a boss who does it for free.

Re: Muslim mob burns down a village over a Facebook comment about Mohammed.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:44 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Muslim mob burns down a village over a Facebook comment about Mohammed. ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 152

That's okay because Hindus are always attacking Muslims for killing cows.

Re: Breaking the silence

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:32 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Breaking the silence ¦  Replies: 37 ¦  Views: 582

I get the feeling the corporate biggies are pissing themselves over this about now. First rule is don't insert your card before you're requested to.

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Re: Front page political trolls

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:44 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Front page political trolls ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 722

Can someone start a fund me page to accuse Mitch McConnell of pedophilia? Let's see how he likes it when the FBI raids his house at 2 am.

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