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Re: Can you guess...?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:52 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Can you guess...? ¦  Replies: 80 ¦  Views: 865

doonrothmani wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:51 pm
Any woman of quality is going to see that stove and decide it's a no go. She may not leave right away, but in her mind she will already be gone.
She imagines herself in other places when pirate is touching her with his greasy sausage fingers.

Re: Can you guess...?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:38 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Can you guess...? ¦  Replies: 80 ¦  Views: 865

pirate wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:11 pm
That young woman read your comment and is crying now. Not cool. Why are you trying to cockblock me, bro?
She’s crying because you catfished her and now she’s locked in your rape room screaming you said you were anderson Silva.

Re: I’m cooking

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:48 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I’m cooking ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 169

lemmiwinx wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:45 pm
Do you cook the assholes along with the rest of the deer or moose? If so what kind of sauce would you recommend?
Pfffft. Everyone knows you put the moose and deer lips and assholes with all the unwanted cuts of meat and make hotdogs out of it.

I’m cooking

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:37 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I’m cooking ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 169

Spaghetti using a 50/50 mixture of ground deer and moose for dinner . I started the sauce around lunch time and It’s going to simmer all day. My house smells awesome right now! It’s no gourmet corned beef, jarred garlic and onions served on a bed of rice but it will do.

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:09 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 1785 ¦  Views: 177966

lemmiwinx wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:48 pm
She wanted a close up she got it.
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How long ago did she manage to find a lens to zoom in on your miniature penis?

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:27 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 1785 ¦  Views: 177966

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Lol

Re: Cheap piss water beer

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:44 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Cheap piss water beer ¦  Replies: 37 ¦  Views: 563

Guys I’m an American Patriot!
*drinks canadian beers*. Lol

Re: ********* EBWF NEWS ALERT ************

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:36 am ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: ********* EBWF NEWS ALERT ************ ¦  Replies: 353 ¦  Views: 28187

Lol @ thinking any country leader tells the truth a lot. They’ll do anything and say anything they think people want to hear regardless of whether it’s the truth or not. And thIs isnt a jab at trump. I could give two shits about him or any other politician. This is more or less a jab at people who ...

Re: ********* EBWF NEWS ALERT ************

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:19 am ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: ********* EBWF NEWS ALERT ************ ¦  Replies: 353 ¦  Views: 28187

Lol @ thinking any country leader tells the truth a lot. They’ll do anything and say anything they think people want to hear regardless of whether it’s the truth or not. And thIs isnt a jab at trump. I could give two shits about him or any other politician. This is more or less a jab at people who h...

Re: Temperatures?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:01 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Temperatures? ¦  Replies: 154 ¦  Views: 2242

LOL at thinking carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide are the same thing. Carbon dioxide is so harmful to the planet we must kill every animal and human on the planet and plug all the volcanoes!!!!! 97% of scientists said so!!! Ban Dihydrogen oxide!!!!! :lol: Lol you totally missed the whole joke Muhh...

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