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Re: General question about cow rape.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:53 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: General question about cow rape. ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 64

I make my own.


Re: Budget

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:43 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Budget ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 150

"Hunter Water Corporation estimated that approximately 80% of all clogs in Australia result from wet wipes. Moreover, the Water Services Association of Australia estimated wet wipes are costing water utilities $15 million per year. Who pays for public utilities? You've got it! You and I - the taxpa...

Re: Ready your toilets

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:40 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Ready your toilets ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 59

Until they run out...Then it really will be rough seas. How dey spozed to feed dey childenz?

Re: me parakeet woke me up this morning

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:11 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: me parakeet woke me up this morning ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 159

Q: Why don't parakeets wear underwear?

Re: What is the gayest pet a man can own?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:08 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What is the gayest pet a man can own? ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 179

hotdogwithmayo wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:10 am
my parakeet knows tricks
Shitting randomly everywhere and making annoying noises all day long aren't tricks.

This is a pretty gay pet...


Re: What is this dudes issue?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:59 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What is this dudes issue? ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 132

don't tase me, bro

Re: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:58 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum ¦  Replies: 332 ¦  Views: 21467

Alright guys I'm getting out of bed. I'll take a short walk to a coffee shop to get a coffee and muffin. Not sure which coffee shop I'll go to yet but I'll keep you posted. My coffee will be a cappuccino. My muffin will be carrot or chocolate. Real talk. Haha, you live withing walking distance of a...

Re: Fuck all the Asian people.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:56 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck all the Asian people. ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 257

Ever have an Azian stand in line behind you at something like the bank. They stand so close. You take a step forward to create some appropriate distance and they step right back up breathing Azian breath on you. IDK, maybe they can only see if someone is standing in front of them if they are that cl...

Re: Proof of God

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:49 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Proof of God ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 183

I'll give you proof that there is no god.

Azians. If there was a god would he permit this? NOPE.

Re: Things I hate about fast food resturants.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Things I hate about fast food resturants. ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 164

You hear some worker in the back hacking up a lung because they're sick. I walk out when there's anyone sick back there. Send that sick motherfucker home instead of making a hundred other people sick. And yes I have complained to a manager about this shit. Ever walk into an empty fastfood joint and ...

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