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Re: Depression hurts

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:51 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Depression hurts ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 129

happysock wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:25 pm
Deat Joecaca,

I am depressed because I lost my golden butt plug. It was my fave. What should I do?
Help me find my keys and I'll drive it out.

Re: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:48 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum ¦  Replies: 163 ¦  Views: 6173

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:22 pm
Like space shuttle columbia?
Q:Why do astronauts drink Sprite?
A: Because NASA can't get seven up.

Re: What brand of phone do you have?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:41 am ¦  Forum: Science & Technology ¦  Topic: What brand of phone do you have? ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 2642

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:51 pm
Are we posting phone photos or how big our junk is?
yes.......

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:07 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 805 ¦  Views: 39409

it's like watching a retard talk about eating potatoes...

Re: RIP Lincoln Park guy

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 10:47 pm ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: RIP Lincoln Park guy ¦  Replies: 3 ¦  Views: 185

I was told tonight his death might be some music industry pedo cover up. anybody else hear that??? something about Cornell too.

Re: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 4:18 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum ¦  Replies: 163 ¦  Views: 6173

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:18 pm
I'm just playing. But seriously I have a penis ball sized blood vessel inside my butt crack. :oops:
fixed your typo. You're welcome.

Re: Why I took exception to Pirate.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Why I took exception to Pirate. ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 189

Even the black wait staff call them Canadian and hate waiting on them. A few years back me and a buddy went in this wing joint/bar and didn't know it was a black place. A few of the brothers were trying to stair us down. The waitress (black girl) seemed like she was so happy we came in and was all ...

Looks like OJ will get $25K a month when he's released from prison. This motherfucker kills two people, loses the civil case for their deaths for $33M, and then kidnaps and robs a person, yet he'll be making more and living better than I ever will. But what will Simpson's life be like when he gets o...

Re: Why I took exception to Pirate.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:36 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Why I took exception to Pirate. ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 189

Sometimes, when my patient (or his family) is a piece of shit or douchebag, I hold necessary medication. I usually chart it as having been given though, so that my behavior is untracable...that nurse was amateur. Still, I fully understand the situation. Thank you for bringing light to this scenario...

I'm going to send each and everyone on this forum a can of Hormel premium quality canned beef, an onion, a ricee cooker and a bag of rice. You'll need to buy some butter to saute the onion in, since it doesn't mail very well. Why not just send a WalMart gift card instead of mailing all that shit. D...

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