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Re: LOL

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:29 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: LOL ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 124

lemmiwinx wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:31 am
SkeetDixon wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 5:58 am
I almost kissed Peggy Noonen at the mixer last night, but I got an erection while we were dancing and scared her away. :(
How could she have known?
It was hers.

Re: Roger Federer GOAT

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:26 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Roger Federer GOAT ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 158

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That Sharapova chick too.

Re: Shithole countries

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:07 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shithole countries ¦  Replies: 116 ¦  Views: 1535



Another step towards Idiocracy.

Re: Shithole countries

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:54 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shithole countries ¦  Replies: 116 ¦  Views: 1535

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:46 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 2119 ¦  Views: 124721

Joe knows how to drive a stickshift. However, he does not know how to drive a standard transmission.

Re: Real Talk-Stupid Family Members

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:11 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Real Talk-Stupid Family Members ¦  Replies: 54 ¦  Views: 1569

^ Confirmed.

Re: AlwaysPathetic vs TIm_Kerr's Training

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:10 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: AlwaysPathetic vs TIm_Kerr's Training ¦  Replies: 30 ¦  Views: 432

Now both my stalkers are climbing on my dick. Dick-riders, unite.

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Re: AlwaysPathetic vs TIm_Kerr's Training

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:02 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: AlwaysPathetic vs TIm_Kerr's Training ¦  Replies: 30 ¦  Views: 432

How many threads is this so far that you've made about me? I usually just ignore them, but I'm starting to feel stalked.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:20 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 2119 ¦  Views: 124721

Tim_Kerr wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:03 pm

most people would fill the snowblower with premium...
I do, actually. I could swear I drained it as usual. But when I drained the bowl plunger when it wouldn't start up as usual, varnish. That smell sticks with you.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:00 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 2119 ¦  Views: 124721

Vodka and tea are going down well.

Good, because it was cold today while clearing the driveway. I left gas in the snowblower last year (because it didn't snow) so of course I had to clean the carb and jets beforehand. Most of you fags couldn't do that if your life depended on it.

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