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Re: I don't get these crazy Eagles fans!

 by Kumacho ¦  Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:48 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I don't get these crazy Eagles fans! ¦  Replies: 38 ¦  Views: 671

I can't believe how crazy these Eagles fans with the screaming and yelling and making rude gestures! The most surprising thing is that most of them appear to be in their twenties. The Eagles haven't had a hit album in 40 years so who would have thought so many of the younger generation would be so ...

Re: 2018-2019 season

 by Kumacho ¦  Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:44 am ¦  Forum: Sports ¦  Topic: 2018-2019 season ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 1059

cunnalingus wrote:
Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:39 am
Who’s going to win the 2018-2019 curling season?
I won't, don't and never will know. Likewise, I won't, don't and never will care.

Unless it is a hot curling team.

And even at that the uniform requirements would need to be more like this:
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Re: Guess the race

 by Kumacho ¦  Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:48 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Guess the race ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 627

There was a flash game years ago about guessing the race of someone. Could never find it again. It was called, "Black, White, Mexi or Jew". Originally created as a skit on "The Mens Room" show on KISW fm in Seattle. It started as a bit on their show and then the game was created and marketed a litt...

Re: Is it weird that I sleep on my couch?

 by Kumacho ¦  Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:50 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Is it weird that I sleep on my couch? ¦  Replies: 34 ¦  Views: 1058

https://i.imgur.com/b3zzmBd.jpg which is the sex bed? :shock: Laura Petrie NEVER had sex. I'm quite sure she didn't even have a vagina. Mary Tyler Moore was my generation's Sandra Bullock. Only she didn't do bondage and and fuck some crazy assed wannabe biker prick. She remained as pure as can be. ...

Re: Is it weird that I sleep on my couch?

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:52 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Is it weird that I sleep on my couch? ¦  Replies: 34 ¦  Views: 1058

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Re: If you are ever in Toronto.

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:04 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: If you are ever in Toronto. ¦  Replies: 45 ¦  Views: 1020

AngryGeriatric wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:52 am
Now I remember Toronto. It was the home of this guy:

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and this guy

No way that fat fuck smokes crack regularly. Look at him...
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Re: Vegans

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:33 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Vegans ¦  Replies: 91 ¦  Views: 13406

Do any vegans bite their nails? I was literally just scratching underneath my nails with my teeth I was literally just scratching underneath my nails with my teeth I was literally just scratching underneath my nails with my teeth I was literally just scratching underneath my nails with my teeth I w...

Re: If you are ever in Toronto.

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:26 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: If you are ever in Toronto. ¦  Replies: 45 ¦  Views: 1020

Glad you liked the place. It was a big risk for me but it's paying off. Yeah I know the staff sucks. Unemployment is very low so can't be too picky. Still on my next interviews I'll focus more on bathroom jokes and shit knowledge. Your input is greatly appreciated. Here's a 20% off coupon for your ...

Re: Mog670 died

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:51 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Mog670 died ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 497

I searched pirate as you asked and got this:
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Re: The end is near

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:48 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The end is near ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 844

I saw two men walking down the street today holding hands like it was perfectly normal. When gays in Texas start acting like they're in San Francisco you know God is about to rain fire and destruction down on all of us. Texas is still decades behind the rest of the country. I was there (south Texas...

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