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Re: is it true?

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:36 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: is it true? ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 1368

Okay joe, don't you think your stable of retards is big enough yet? But the answer is yes, she probably would.

Re: Confession

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:34 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Confession ¦  Replies: 67 ¦  Views: 3773

AngryGeriatric wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:55 pm
I'm hoping someone can provide a short summary to this novella because there is no way in hell I'm reading all that crazy talk.
He's not fucking Natalie Portman but he is Anderson Silva. :roll:

Re: Gift Ideas

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:32 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Gift Ideas ¦  Replies: 56 ¦  Views: 3890

Are you bragging about how much beating off you've done? If I knew that was an achievement I would've tried harder. Six months at sea with 6,000 guys. It is either whack off on the shitter or take one up the shitter. I prefer grumming...so no, not bragging, just stating factual information. I've do...

Re: ~Post Your Pics That Are Funny But Aren't Funny Enough For Their Own Thread~

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:19 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: ~Post Your Pics That Are Funny But Aren't Funny Enough For Their Own Thread~ ¦  Replies: 1083 ¦  Views: 139342

I found Harry and Hermione's lovechild!!! https://i.imgur.com/zms0HuP.gif Added in 14 minutes 51 seconds: I would fuck the shit out of that thing. https://i.imgur.com/rMXJ0Q1.jpg?1 https://i.imgur.com/ctCAaDI.jpg https://i.imgur.com/PYEXZzh.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ctCAaDI.jpg https://i.imgur.com/pM...

Re: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:17 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum ¦  Replies: 705 ¦  Views: 92247

As long as her nipples don't point at the ground like a certain someone They only look like that because of the angle, and because of where a person's head is placed on their body when they're standing. If you were to lay down on the ground, they'd just look nice and perky. I bet when she lays on h...

Re: Gift Ideas

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:14 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Gift Ideas ¦  Replies: 56 ¦  Views: 3890

Where do you think us sailors rub them out? If we do it in our rack the entire rack shakes and all 6 people in the cube know you are wapping. But sitting on the shitter... I have more time wacking it on a shitter than most of you fuckers have been alive. I was grumming before it was called grumming...

Re: Gift Ideas

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:00 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Gift Ideas ¦  Replies: 56 ¦  Views: 3890

Where do you think us sailors rub them out? If we do it in our rack the entire rack shakes and all 6 people in the cube know you are wapping. But sitting on the shitter... I have more time wacking it on a shitter than most of you fuckers have been alive. I was grumming before it was called grumming.

Re: Got the job!!!!

 by Kumacho ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:54 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Got the job!!!! ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 1911

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Re: So do we still need to build the wall?

 by Kumacho ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:04 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: So do we still need to build the wall? ¦  Replies: 45 ¦  Views: 2631

I think Mexico City might be bigger than New York. I can't even imagine how big of a shithole it must be. I've only heard from Mexican nationals and Americans about it. It must be a fucking hell hole. We're facing immigration from the entirety of Central American and abroad. Africans and others are...

Re: Black man abuses white toddler girl.

 by Kumacho ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:50 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Black man abuses white toddler girl. ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 2387

almostapathetic wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:48 pm
On the phone last week Joe's mom talked how "uncle" Tyrone gave her a pair of mudshark sunglasses, Joe thought, "what a nice fella."

I don't have the heart to tell him.
What do you tell a Joe with mudshark sunglasses?

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