I went to a football game in Philadelphia once and let me tell you those so-called Philly Cheesesteaks are 100% moose vagina lips with spoiled milk solids on top.
They need to make toilets with a bulge for your crotch so your dick doesn't keep touching the inside of the toilet when you take a dump. Also great if you accidentally pop a boner and need to pee. Have you ever tried to shit with a boner? Might as well shit in the bathtub. I tried one of those Big ...
They're so much more appreciative when they're fresh off the ventilator.
"If it smells like a rotten piece of fish it's probably a rotten piece of fish."
- Donald Trump
For those of you have never experienced foam toilet seats you don't know what you're missing. It's like Jesus is holding your hand while you're taking a dump.