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Re: Happysock's Public Photos

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:03 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Happysock's Public Photos ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 107

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:34 pm
looks just like angela merkel.
Only she has a bigger dick and smaller tits.

Re: It's below freezing here

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:44 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: It's below freezing here ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 177

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:40 pm
if you keep peeing yourself you'll stay warm all day long.
I know. I often use use my filled urine bags as hand warmers.

Re: It's below freezing here

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:36 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: It's below freezing here ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 177

Just curl up in a little ball and you'll probably get by for another year. Too bad there are so many that bought into the global warming myth who are dying needlessly out in the cold now.

Re: Hello everyone I'm new Member

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:30 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Hello everyone I'm new Member ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 342

This is why we can't have a nice forum like Fems with Dicks or I Squash My Own Nuts.

Re: omguise

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:30 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: omguise ¦  Replies: 39 ¦  Views: 598

Next time go to the bathroom before you leave the house or wait til you get back home. You have no idea how germ-y public restrooms are. You want to have to explain to your parents how you got AIDS?

Re: Shithole countries

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shithole countries ¦  Replies: 133 ¦  Views: 2088

“There’s nothing that 100 men or more could ever do...
Bless the rains down in Shiiiithole”

Image

Re: War Stories

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: War Stories ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 260

joecaca wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:04 pm
edsbrian wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:43 am
JohnnyP wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:56 am
Nice story Howard Stern
I was going to say the same thing.
Hey now!
Triggered me again you bastard.

Re: i went to the mountains today

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: i went to the mountains today ¦  Replies: 30 ¦  Views: 567

Squirrels where I live don't seem to follow any rational pattern that I can detect. Sometimes they come up and beg for handouts and then they complain like hell when you don't feed 'em for a day or two.

Reminds me of some of my relatives.

Re: I got nothin against the gays..

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I got nothin against the gays.. ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 183

You were totally justified in walking out. There's nothing worse than an overly flamboyant gay waiter.

Re: AlwaysPathetic vs TIm_Kerr's Training

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:47 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: AlwaysPathetic vs TIm_Kerr's Training ¦  Replies: 30 ¦  Views: 551

almostapathetic wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:37 pm
Fireal wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:26 pm
Still doing this shit, eh?
And I bet you're still an unemployed mooch drug addict. Am I right? Been to jail lately?
Persons shouldn't be judged by how many dicks they've ridden.
#NoDickRiders

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