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Re: Subway or Quiznos?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:08 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Subway or Quiznos? ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 553

Kumacho wrote:
Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:33 am
cunnalingus wrote:
Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:29 am
What would fogle do?
He would fogle little girls:
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Re: Pounded some pussy

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:18 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pounded some pussy ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 364

No you didn't.

Re: Son unfair

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:46 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Son unfair ¦  Replies: 47 ¦  Views: 1096

Ask if they accept EBT.

Re: Making America great again

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:39 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Making America great again ¦  Replies: 49 ¦  Views: 1073

joecaca wrote:
Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:21 am
You're a stupid ugly nerd doe :D
Daily affirmations from joecaca.

Re: ive fought 2 or 3 magicians before

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:35 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: ive fought 2 or 3 magicians before ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 205

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:16 pm
I wish they could make my virginity disappear.
Suck its dick.

Re: i fought a couple mormons today and won pretty big

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:30 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: i fought a couple mormons today and won pretty big ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 635

Haha, a Pollack. Everyone else wins.

Edsbrian goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The clerk rings them up and says, "that will be $5.25 including tax." Edsbrian says, "Tacks! Don't they stay on by themselves?"

Re: Im Pretti Musch das Harfie Weinstain for yung boi bands

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:56 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Im Pretti Musch das Harfie Weinstain for yung boi bands ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 147

"Dream...Street"...Fuck this shit...This is now about real music.


Re: Weinstein

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:40 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Weinstein ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 329



The judge. LOL

Re: Invasion of Canada

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Invasion of Canada ¦  Replies: 46 ¦  Views: 803

cunnalingus wrote:
Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:34 pm
So.......... about them Kraft dinners!
It's like the Hot Pockets of Canada.


When I was a kid I'd make Kraft Mac&Cheese. I'd always melt an American cheese single in for extra cheesiness.

...Then I'd masturbate to:

Re: Should I get a roomba?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:53 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Should I get a roomba? ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 1008

A fucking cute little Roomba would blow up if faced with a black Labrador blowing its coat in the spring. That battery would burn the house down.


Now if it were fitted with a Slutina vibro-butt-plug battery...That thing could probably clear my driveway in a blizzaed.

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