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Re: Demeter Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:26 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 190 ¦  Views: 2965

Oops, I spilled mouthwash on my pants. What a gullible dolt. Old man CC teacher just thinking Arby's. He's not old. He's in his early 30's I think. And he has a wife and kids and is handsome so I'm sure she's gorgeous too so he has no need to risk his career by trying to fuck students. He's just ve...

Re: me parakeet might be racist

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:25 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: me parakeet might be racist ¦  Replies: 30 ¦  Views: 450

SkeetDixon wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:20 pm
joecaca wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:48 am
pirate wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:21 pm
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Whoa! These guys are edgey.
I bet you two don't even watch cable TV either? ;)
I think you meant that.

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:55 am ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 810 ¦  Views: 77407

Bluetooth kills batteries.

Re: Christmas

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:18 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Christmas ¦  Replies: 62 ¦  Views: 2549

JohnnyP wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:04 am

These are all the rage in nursing homes right now.
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Pirate takes one to work every day. He wears a thong so it doesn't fall out when he bends over to empty bedpans.

Re: Demeter and I had an Argument Over Our(?) Baby

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:47 am ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: Demeter and I had an Argument Over Our(?) Baby ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 158

SkeetDixon wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:43 am
This treasured childhood memory should really help the kid's self-esteem.
Probably the same convo the parents witnessed as children. The same convo the kid will repeat multiple times in his future. It's how they do things.

Re: Christmas

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:44 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Christmas ¦  Replies: 62 ¦  Views: 2549

happysock wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:43 am
Get them CHEESEBURGERS and beer.

THEN WASH U PUSS.
Fixed.

Re: Demeter and I had an Argument Over Our(?) Baby

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:43 am ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: Demeter and I had an Argument Over Our(?) Baby ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 158

happysock wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:38 am
OP wants to stick in Demeter.
LOL. Can you imagine...His little pud...And those bat-wing pussy lips. :shock:

Re: Demeter Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:41 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 190 ¦  Views: 2965

One of my professors sent me the sweetest message today about how much he enjoyed reading my essays and that I was a great writer and a ray of sunshine in his classes. I wish I could take another class with him because I love being flattered so much. Oops, I spilled mouthwash on my pants. What a gu...

Re: Christmas

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:35 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Christmas ¦  Replies: 62 ¦  Views: 2549

Demeter wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:13 am
What should I get my grandma for Christmas?
Is it his grandma?

viewtopic.php?f=9&t=2784&p=44569&hilit=grandma#p44569

Re: Demeter and I had an Argument Over Our(?) Baby

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:29 am ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: Demeter and I had an Argument Over Our(?) Baby ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 158

$528! I could make one out in the garage for under a hundred bucks.

Now all I need is a buyer...


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