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Re: me parakeet woke me up this morning

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:11 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: me parakeet woke me up this morning ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 296

Q: Why don't parakeets wear underwear?

Re: What is the gayest pet a man can own?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:08 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What is the gayest pet a man can own? ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 268

hotdogwithmayo wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:10 am
my parakeet knows tricks
Shitting randomly everywhere and making annoying noises all day long aren't tricks.

This is a pretty gay pet...


Re: What is this dudes issue?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:59 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What is this dudes issue? ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 157

don't tase me, bro

Re: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:58 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum ¦  Replies: 332 ¦  Views: 21698

Alright guys I'm getting out of bed. I'll take a short walk to a coffee shop to get a coffee and muffin. Not sure which coffee shop I'll go to yet but I'll keep you posted. My coffee will be a cappuccino. My muffin will be carrot or chocolate. Real talk. Haha, you live withing walking distance of a...

Re: Fuck all the Asian people.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:56 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck all the Asian people. ¦  Replies: 50 ¦  Views: 489

Ever have an Azian stand in line behind you at something like the bank. They stand so close. You take a step forward to create some appropriate distance and they step right back up breathing Azian breath on you. IDK, maybe they can only see if someone is standing in front of them if they are that cl...

Re: Proof of God

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:49 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Proof of God ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 215

I'll give you proof that there is no god.

Azians. If there was a god would he permit this? NOPE.

Re: Things I hate about fast food resturants.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Things I hate about fast food resturants. ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 200

You hear some worker in the back hacking up a lung because they're sick. I walk out when there's anyone sick back there. Send that sick motherfucker home instead of making a hundred other people sick. And yes I have complained to a manager about this shit. Ever walk into an empty fastfood joint and ...

Re: What are you going to be for Halloween?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:37 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: What are you going to be for Halloween? ¦  Replies: 62 ¦  Views: 1299

Demeter wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:24 am
And I just thought I'd let you all know I think I've decided on being a pig for Halloween...
...And the other 364 days of the year.


Re: Post the last thing that you bought :?:

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:46 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: Post the last thing that you bought :?: ¦  Replies: 153 ¦  Views: 18837

Most awesome thing I've bought in a long time. https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/7834a308-7221-4921-8c72-e3bcb171ca32_1.e53b44f435cfbc3156931fe1176e56b8.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mr-Coffee-Tea-Cafe-Iced-Tea-Maker-Black/24183262 I'm done with diet soda and...

Re: arbys venison sandwhiches

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:34 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: arbys venison sandwhiches ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 371

Shit man, I can walk ten minutes from my house and bag a deer legally if I need more meat for my freezer. It must suck living in a big town that you can’t get food without buying it. Most of us have to line up hunting grounds. Then, we only have a week or two out of the year to slug it. ...That's w...

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