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Re: Mom tells me I am special.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Sep 24, 2017 6:58 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Mom tells me I am special. ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 414

joecaca wrote:
Sun Sep 24, 2017 6:38 am
Hey now! It ain't easy controlling all those alts guys. Give a a little break doe! Bwain etoh wah, Brian's fat, alles klar?
I've said it before but where the hell are the slutty babe alts? I mean the kind who post nude selfies and make it believable.

Re: Gift Ideas

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Sep 24, 2017 6:39 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Gift Ideas ¦  Replies: 53 ¦  Views: 466

If you're considering a book why not a cookbook? Get her interested in spending time in the kitchen and developing her wife and mother skills.


Korean women have to squint like that because of his shining aura.


Re: Mom tells me I am special.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 5:31 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Mom tells me I am special. ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 414

From one shitty alt to another, this is a really shitty alt. You need to delete and start over. Really? I was kinda proud of myself with that one. Alles klar? Oh sorry Joe, I was just being honest. A retard is just too easy, plus we already have Bwains, PeePatrol & TimKerr, not to mention there is ...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 5:09 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1434 ¦  Views: 67002

Why don't you get some men's sock garters and wear them around you neck with your udders smashed into the socks? I need someone to photoshop this... my mind can't picture this, this early on a saturday morning This is as much effort as I'm willing. https://i.imgur.com/m6tejFf.jpg?1 I hope those tit...

Re: What are you listening to?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:01 pm ¦  Forum: Music ¦  Topic: What are you listening to? ¦  Replies: 269 ¦  Views: 28075

Two for one Neil Young special:

Re: The life of Brian

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:50 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The life of Brian ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 197

PastorX wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:09 pm
Featuring the young Jodie Foster as Boyd (Brian).

Re: The life of Brian

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:05 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The life of Brian ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 197

He wasn't fat, not even close. "They" keep pounding away at him but you can't change history.

Re: So do we still need to build the wall?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:26 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: So do we still need to build the wall? ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 448

Nope we a wind machine to make tornadoes and hurricanes run up and down the border. Terrible idea. There would always be a side of the storm blowing the illegals into the country. Whole families would be tied to a parachute, waiting to launch into El Paso and start selling oranges. I don't think a ...

I wanna see the machine they ground up the chicks in. Do they play that looney tunes song they play when a conveyor belt is moving? Remember that episode of I Love Lucy where Lucy and Ethel were working in a slaughterhouse and trying to pluck baby chickens off the conveyor belt before they fell int...

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