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Re: Straight

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:36 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Straight ¦  Replies: 86 ¦  Views: 6484

So an autist that touts traditional Republican family values and an overcompensating male nurse that daydreams of being a famous MMA fighter are both into underaged girls. Shocking. Do you believe in abortion? How about the death penalty? Answer yes or no to both. The dichotomy that is political pa...

Re: Manly Shit

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:29 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Manly Shit ¦  Replies: 56 ¦  Views: 5112

Can you post a photo of yourself lifting the trees up? I don't know what's supposed to be manly about using a saw to cut a tree down. I'd lift you just like this. http://img-l3.xvideos.com/videos/thumbslll/dd/27/42/dd2742ec05394b9b1ce90a6157ce6cc9/dd2742ec05394b9b1ce90a6157ce6cc9.23.jpg I'd make yo...

Re: So we are going to adopt.

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:24 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: So we are going to adopt. ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 2513

almostapathetic wrote:
Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:53 pm
Kumacho wrote:
Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:11 pm

He's timid, but not a basket case and he seems to be settling in now.
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He'll chill and fit in. That dog looks older than 5 months, that or he's gonna be huge.
He is older than 5 months. Around 8 they think. Bella (our Saint Bernard) is 5 months.

Re: Satan is real and I'm pretty sure he's taking over the world.

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Satan is real and I'm pretty sure he's taking over the world. ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 1718

cunnalingus wrote:
Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:17 pm
I think satan would have some good cocaine, loose woman and tons of booze on hand when he parties
The proof is in the fact that brian is fat.

Re: So we are going to adopt.

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:11 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: So we are going to adopt. ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 2513

And we are going up to see the pup in a few hours. I'm pretty sure if he isn't a basket case , like spider, we will be bringing him home. Seriously though, the dog looks like he might be a basket case in the pics. Do yourself a favor and don't get him if he's been abused or never had human contact,...

Re: Girls on dating sites are actually more shallow than guys

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:26 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Girls on dating sites are actually more shallow than guys ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 5075

No news here. Women always have more unrealistic expectations when it comes to what mate they deserve. We do it to them during their youth. When we (as the male figures in their lives) turn them into princesses and protect them from all things evil and ugly. We lead them to believe they ARE actually...

Re: Das Dimokraps invvented das KKK

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:24 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Das Dimokraps invvented das KKK ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 711

happysock wrote:
Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:26 pm
What language are speaking?
He isn't.

Re: Irma ist a big wide gerrl, with a well develloped holle!

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:22 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Irma ist a big wide gerrl, with a well develloped holle! ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 1079

Listen I agree. It ain't easy being a joe alt. You try managing joecaca, pirate, svenster, bwains, cunna and eds. It's a lot of work doe! Wait, did joe just say cunnalingus and pirate are his alts? MODS! GET THIS SHIT UNDER CONTROL! I like Cunnalingus and I don't want to spend a moment even thinkin...

Re: HURR DURR

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:17 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: HURR DURR ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 747

cunnalingus wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 9:35 pm
Right? Hurr Durr?
What the fuck mods? This post contains nothing! Delete it and explain to him that he can only start threads that involve lil pewps and/or brian and his obesity.

A warning must be issued.

REPORTED

Re: So we are going to adopt.

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:12 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: So we are going to adopt. ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 2513

<r><QUOTE author="Purple_Roundy" post_id="70343" time="1504921569" user_id="9202"><s>[quote=Purple_Roundy post_id=70343 time=1504921569 user_id=9202]</s> Hell, I was hoping you were gonna adopt peepatrol. Get that poor bastard out of his mom's basement. <e>[/quote]</e></QUOTE> I'm sorry, there is on...

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