I'd say spam.
What do you reckon a 18th century pirate ship with full crew (actors or androids) would cost?
Butthurt about dislikes? Honey, I can kick you out of here with a few clicks, and it would be right to do so. Why would I care about you vigorously clicking the thumbs down?
An ice cream cart passed every day where I used to live. They had 'smurf ice cream'. When I asked for the flavor, I got 'blue' as an answer.
Pure gold. I thumbed down demeter, and she thumbed down my latest post as revenge :p. So sad.
You really think you're that attractive?