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Re: Jesus Christ ate meat . So shall we.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:06 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Jesus Christ ate meat . So shall we. ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 1173

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Re: Would you rather ....

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:23 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Would you rather .... ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 266

I'd choose Demeter so I can show her my live performance of the Kama Sutra. ...hand shoved up your ass making your lips move) does that mean you want to fuck yourself? Sounds like a typical Thursday night at Joecaca's place. https://i.imgur.com/XYSVZJY.png?1 https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b7d0eda...

Re: How to use Chopsticks

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:45 am ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: How to use Chopsticks ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 1164

They also invented a way to get piss and shit all over your feet and clothes. https://theseroads.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/img_0535.jpg https://i2.wp.com/monkeyabroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Asian-squat-toilet11.jpg I think they were mostly designed for pooping out babies for disposal.

Re: Would you rather ....

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:15 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Would you rather .... ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 266

cunnalingus wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:34 am
WOAH. they'd ban us on the front page for a TOS personal info ban for posting that picture of Demeter.
The freckled, veiny udders and Stevie Wonder nipples have been blacked out for privacy.

Re: Comments

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:45 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Comments ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 384

I say we go to San Francisco, kidnap PepperPeanut and duct tape his balloon knot to a truck stop glory hole until they change the comments section back. Wouldn't it be better if you did something he doesn't like? That's like telling a straight dude you're gonna flop stripper tittays in his face unt...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:37 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1336 ¦  Views: 64374

Hey, man, I'm just trying to make reparations and set things right by sending them home. I can't tolerate my white guilt any longer.

Re: Would you rather ....

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:33 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Would you rather .... ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 266

Demeter wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:48 pm
If I ever had to spend the night with you for some reason I would eat a lot of broccoli, prunes, and caffeinated beverages, then wait til you fell asleep and fart in your mouth.
Image

:lol:

Re: Holy shit!

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:54 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Holy shit! ¦  Replies: 15 ¦  Views: 227

almostapathetic wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:44 pm

Say twinky 3 times and @andrewryan69 will appear.
by andrewryan69 ¦ Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:06 pm
I told you guys.

Re: Lol only on ebaumsworld

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:33 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Lol only on ebaumsworld ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 269

edsbrian wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:29 pm

Stop flirting with me.
But I spilled mouthwash on my pants...OOPS!

Re: Please

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:03 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Please ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 176

cunnalingus wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:01 pm
Lemmi's fucking FAT!
No, he's curvy. :lol:

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