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Re: Auto Pro Tip

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:26 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Auto Pro Tip ¦  Replies: 27 ¦  Views: 625

cunnalingus wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:24 pm
I live to get on the bus and pretend I’m driving a fancy sports car like a ford pinto or a Kia. I even make the racing and gear changing sounds.
Buses are for masturbating on.

Re: Auto Pro Tip

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:18 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Auto Pro Tip ¦  Replies: 27 ¦  Views: 625

I would change the one coil and clear the codes. drive it for a few days and see if an o2 code comes up. I can't see how driving 70miles on 5 cyl would cause all 4 cats to get blocked. If you have a cylinder blowing raw gas into your cat, it will explode inside the cat and destroy it fairly quickly...

Re: Whites LOL

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:49 pm ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: Whites LOL ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 774

Tim_Kerr wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:29 pm
but I refuse to watch pastor utube vids...
Nobody has ever actually watched one of his links, have they?

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:19 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 2331 ¦  Views: 148220

Tim_Kerr wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:58 pm
SkeetDixon wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:28 pm
Global warming needs to shift into high-gear. I'm ready to get blasted and swing these golf clubs around. :)
Is golf clubs a euphemism for cocks?
Anything can be if you put in the effort

Re: Tried poutine for the first time...

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:17 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Tried poutine for the first time... ¦  Replies: 45 ¦  Views: 749

Ramesh wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:38 pm
home country has goat curds

Re: What happened to the gifs thread :(

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:39 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: What happened to the gifs thread :( ¦  Replies: 85 ¦  Views: 3852

lemmiwinx wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 2:59 pm
almostapathetic wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 2:49 pm
Image
Oh those incredibly lucky Russians. Notice the instinctual drunken knee jerk to save it at the end.
I guess learning "Stop, Drop, and Roll" in school wasn't a complete waste of time for him.

Re: AngryGeriatric get's distracted

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:27 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: AngryGeriatric get's distracted ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 193

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:40 pm
But If I didn't upload it to the internets then you wouldn't be e-famous. you're everyone's favorite grandpa now after that other angry grandpa died.
That is true. Maybe I can become a spokesman for oatmeal or reverse mortgages?

Re: AlwaysPathetic confronted by my sister

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:50 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: AlwaysPathetic confronted by my sister ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 582

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:58 pm
people just need to chill out. being offended and angry just makes any situation worse. that's one thing this generation lacks is character.
That can't be true. They all got participation trophies for most character.

Re: Havana

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:47 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Havana ¦  Replies: 49 ¦  Views: 1328

almostapathetic wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:21 pm
Can somebody summarize that for me? Thanks.
I'd have to read all this bullshit War and Peace rambling nonsense and that isn't happening. My summary is paragraph = mad.

Re: AngryGeriatric get's distracted

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:43 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: AngryGeriatric get's distracted ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 193

Tim_Kerr wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:20 pm
jesus christ. I hope he has that I've fallen and cant get up thing
I do. That happens a couple times a day. No biggie.

Thanks for just standing there recording instead of helping me up. Asshole.

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