That's not spam. That's the gospel.
We don't say sweetie, we say doll. Thanks doll. Much appreciated, doll. Would you be a doll and get my chapstick out of my pocket for me. A little to the left, Doll.
The hardest thing to believe about this is that he has 3 friends.
Shouldn't this thread be combined with the "Never go from ass to pussy" thread?
Speaking of giant boobs, Brian has so much yeast growing on him, he smells like a bread factory.
Is it possible to just buy February?