In the "carcinogens for the poor" section
In a couple years, all the veins will look like a roadmap of Newark, NJ
I'm being honest here, I'm fucking lost on this one. You have to know the back story. Pirate is a homeless man from Seattle. He lives in a box under a freeway bridge. He wears Crocs because they are plastic and won't rot out the way real shoes do when worn for several years straight. He claims to b...
You probably have shit posters hung all over your office aka the janitorial supply room, don't you? Big posters of dirty toilets and motivational sayings like "If it's Brown, Plunge It Down!"
Her jaw looks like it could take a punch though
I don't know the brand but it is your typical two piece phone. You hold the part with the cord up to your ear and you talk to the operator through the part on the wall.