I offered Leon a feature of "50 kinds of buttons in my closet". I told him I would take $5 for it. He said he would pay $200.
Korean Spam? Sounds disgusting. Is it made with processed chunks of pork and fermented cabbage? Do you have to bury it in the backyard for a month before eating it? Fuck you Hormel!
You probably got banned because you aren't a mod. You have to be a mod or EBW employee to win.
I only skimmed this and by skim I mean I scrolled through quickly while looking at a few words. I saw 'bacon' and that is the only word that is important in that manifesto. Best to quit while you are ahead. I am going to assume it is about cooking bacon and not some deviant fantasy about eating cann...
A corpse at the bottom of Puget Sound doesn't need to eat.
If I had a nickel for every time someone said that to me.