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Re: Do yourself a favor

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri May 12, 2017 6:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Do yourself a favor ¦  Replies: 38 ¦  Views: 2053

pirate wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 6:03 pm
Any grocery store in the United States of America.
In the "carcinogens for the poor" section

Re: Do yourself a favor

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri May 12, 2017 5:20 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Do yourself a favor ¦  Replies: 38 ¦  Views: 2053

I don't know that he is a treasure but he should be buried where nobody will find him.

Re: How many have been banned

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri May 12, 2017 9:38 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: How many have been banned ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 1792

cunnalingus wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 9:08 am
Looks like that nipple is hiding under her boob.
In a couple years, all the veins will look like a roadmap of Newark, NJ

Re: Do yourself a favor

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri May 12, 2017 9:36 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Do yourself a favor ¦  Replies: 38 ¦  Views: 2053

I'm being honest here, I'm fucking lost on this one. You have to know the back story. Pirate is a homeless man from Seattle. He lives in a box under a freeway bridge. He wears Crocs because they are plastic and won't rot out the way real shoes do when worn for several years straight. He claims to b...

Re: Do yourself a favor

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri May 12, 2017 6:09 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Do yourself a favor ¦  Replies: 38 ¦  Views: 2053

I seriously doubt there are that many homeless people with access to the internet and Ebaumsworld to make this thread have any value at all.

Re: I run this bitch

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu May 11, 2017 9:01 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I run this bitch ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 920

*like a bitch

Re: Shit posters

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed May 10, 2017 3:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shit posters ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 817

Let's not forget Guitarlover. He is absolutely terrible.

Re: Shit posters

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed May 10, 2017 3:17 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shit posters ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 817

You probably have shit posters hung all over your office aka the janitorial supply room, don't you? Big posters of dirty toilets and motivational sayings like "If it's Brown, Plunge It Down!"

Re: How many have been banned

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed May 10, 2017 1:55 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: How many have been banned ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 1792

cunnalingus wrote:
Wed May 10, 2017 1:26 pm
*grabs paper bag* Wait a second, better grab one for myself also in case hers falls off.
Her jaw looks like it could take a punch though

Re: What brand of phone do you have?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed May 10, 2017 9:20 am ¦  Forum: Science & Technology ¦  Topic: What brand of phone do you have? ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 5774

I don't know the brand but it is your typical two piece phone. You hold the part with the cord up to your ear and you talk to the operator through the part on the wall.

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