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Re: Movie Ideas Thread

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:33 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Movie Ideas Thread ¦  Replies: 33 ¦  Views: 770

mrsquirtlejeans wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:50 pm
I'm having a large portion of my penis removed in order to be famous.
After you do have a new one put back on and you will be hugely famous.

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Star-lord was a disgusting fat body?!

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:30 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Star-lord was a disgusting fat body?! ¦  Replies: 1 ¦  Views: 82

I'm not gay, but I'd suck Chris Pratt's dick.

Nice transformation from the Pillsbury doughboy to this.
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Re: Ladies, please post in this thread.

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:26 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Ladies, please post in this thread. ¦  Replies: 49 ¦  Views: 1890

HolidayFriday wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:23 pm
I don't know what you expect. There's literally one female that posts here anymore, and we have to use the term "female" loosely.
And look! My sausage fest poster is for September 21st! Happy sausage fest day!

Which is everyday here...

Re: Facebook entertainment

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:22 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Facebook entertainment ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 358

Wait, so now Mark Zuckerberg knows I like to wear woman's underwear while throatfucking vegans so hard they cry? Zuckerberg sound the least bit jewish to you? Of course he's selling your darkest secrets to the highest bidder. Hey, I'm Jewish and I'm not selling any of your information. But I guess ...

Re: Super AIDS

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:21 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Super AIDS ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 350

There is a written regulation that every sailor must watch Under Siege at least twice a year while he/she is in the service. Additionally; those of us who were stationed aboard the USS Nimitz have the additional requirement of watching "The Final Countdown" 4 times per year (once per fiscal quarter)...

Re: Ladies, please post in this thread.

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:15 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Ladies, please post in this thread. ¦  Replies: 49 ¦  Views: 1890

Me: think Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights. So you have a prosthetic penis? You could call it that, yes. ^^ ^ https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?t=20s https://i.imgur.com/LyIvgTB.gif I am available and I'm looking to mingle. Please post your stats so I can assess you. Thank you. I have a penus Prepare for ...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:59 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1430 ¦  Views: 66824

Slutina wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:31 am
When I was growing up being a pussy would get you ostracized and beaten but among today's you it gets you accepted.
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Re: Facebook entertainment

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:54 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Facebook entertainment ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 358

Wait, so now Mark Zuckerberg knows I like to wear woman's underwear while throatfucking vegans so hard they cry?

Re: Super AIDS

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:53 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Super AIDS ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 350

Masterchief is not amused.

Re: i flipped the subway sign flipper the bird

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:01 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: i flipped the subway sign flipper the bird ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 333

What the hell is a sign flipper? It is a highly competitive field made up of the best impoverished negroids ever. They dominate the profession, white trash doesn't even come close. I think it is that rhythmic drum music from their roots. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTWiCSwVekI[/media]

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