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Re: my neighbor sounds like kermit the frog

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:02 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: my neighbor sounds like kermit the frog ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 779

Katy Perry fucked muppets. That wasn't gay.

Re: I'm Just Gonns Leave This Here...

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:57 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I'm Just Gonns Leave This Here... ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 355

Why is it that no matter how shapely they are, no matter how long and gorgeous their legs, that asian ass is always square shaped and flat.

Re: I'm Just Gonns Leave This Here...

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:09 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I'm Just Gonns Leave This Here... ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 355

mrsquirtlejeans wrote:
Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:05 am
She's like 12 dude.
Are you the one person on the planet that can tell a 12 year old asian from a 40 year old asian? It's easy after 40, they all look 80. It's like they hit their 40th birthday and instantly age from 12 to 80.

Re: Sooooooooooooo....

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:00 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Sooooooooooooo.... ¦  Replies: 121 ¦  Views: 6637

HolidayFriday wrote:
Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:34 pm
It's 8:34pm in California, and the General section is half filled with spam threads again.
Also, if you're looking for a car battery replacement service, Battery Guru has you covered. With all over locations in the United Araba Emirates.

Re: Next week.

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:30 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Next week. ¦  Replies: 61 ¦  Views: 2088

laylay321 wrote:
Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:09 am
I talked shit now it’s 39 degrees out
33 here. Up from the last few days and they say it will warm and rain later today. Maybe the cold leaving here is good news for Cunnalingus. Maybe his temperatures will begin to drop.

Re: Guise

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:28 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Guise ¦  Replies: 47 ¦  Views: 955

Mrs Quirt le Jeans, it's French. Also, join us on the front page. You will enjoy the pace in the comment section. Is that where you watch a video or picture on the mainpage and make comments about it? No, in an exciting twist we call Brian fat and mog gay. Too many undesirables there. I can't keep ...

Re: Tickle Reaction

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:24 am ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: Tickle Reaction ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 510

Butter face whores. Check
Stage. Check
Brass pole. Check
Tiddies. Ch...what the fuck! Where's the god damned tiddies!?

Re: my neighbor sounds like kermit the frog

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:52 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: my neighbor sounds like kermit the frog ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 779

hotdogwithmayo wrote:
Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:16 pm
almostapathetic wrote:
Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:08 pm
hotdogwithmayo wrote:
Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:02 pm
one time i saw a pack of mexicans try to steal a bunch of toilet paper from a public restroom, so i tackled one of them and called the cops. that was my 3rd confirmed citizens arrest
You touched one? EWWW!
i had to do my civic duty!
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Re: Guise

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:49 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Guise ¦  Replies: 47 ¦  Views: 955

So is is Mrs. Quirtle Jeans or is is Mr. Squirtle Jeans?

Re: LOL just remembered

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:44 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: LOL just remembered ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 674

Interesting. Does she facebook? Not that I know of. Crazy cunt kept my last name after I finally forced the divorce. Kumacho can’t keep a wife. Feign surprise. Yes, I fucked up the first one after 8 years. That's what happens to most marriages between 19 year olds. I guess you could say I fucked up...

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