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    jerking off in a sock

    anybody ever try it?

    personally i prefer to jerk off ON a sock rather than IN one, but it nonetheless remains a popular technique

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    Never tried it. Don't plan on trying it. I don't really like feet.

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    I tried but there was too much friction so I gave up and did it the old fashoned way.

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    i mean, jerking off in a sock as a semen disposal technique... like that sock under your bed you've jizzed in so many times it's more like a flat piece of cardboard shaped like a hockey stick

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    No, i don't have enough socks to waste like that. I just keep a spiral notebook under my bed and pull off a piece of paper and use that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by judge weiner
    i mean, jerking off in a sock as a semen disposal technique... like that sock under your bed you've jizzed in so many times it's more like a flat piece of cardboard shaped like a hockey stick
    That made me lawl.. But yeah Jizz does that. I realized I had a ton of skeet paper towels in my trash can, they were rock solid........ lol

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    I do have a fetish for female feet, but i don't jerk off in socks.

    Sometimes i take a clean sock, and clean my gizz with it but i don't jerk off into it.

    But i have to agree on something. When i was super horny, i jerked off with a banana peel. True story.

    Its clean too, all the gizz gets trapped in the banana peel.

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    Negative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitsusori Kisei
    I do have a fetish for female feet, but i don't jerk off in socks.

    Sometimes i take a clean sock, and clean my gizz with it but i don't jerk off into it.

    But i have to agree on something. When i was super horny, i jerked off with a banana peel. True story.

    Its clean too, all the gizz gets trapped in the banana peel.
    Sometimes when my semen is too chunky and is hard to get out, I think of zombies chasing me to make it come out easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by judge weiner
    anybody ever try it?

    personally i prefer to jerk off ON a sock rather than IN one, but it nonetheless remains a popular technique
    Lets make nigbabies.

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    I always use Kleenex or toilet paper to get rid of my man juice. Why would you collect it all in a sock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madthief
    I always use Kleenex or toilet paper to get rid of my man juice. Why would you collect it all in a sock?
    Toilet paper tends to stick to my penis, I perfer Kleenex (The plus lotion kind )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madthief
    Why would you collect it all in a sock?
    when dried, large amounts of semen tend to form orange crystals. these crystals (called sockbabies) smoke very much like buds of marijuana. try some in your favorite pipe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doodoocacca
    Sometimes when my semen is too chunky and is hard to get out, I think of zombies chasing me to make it come out easier.

    Sigged. We have a lot of things in common.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doodoocacca
    Sometimes when my semen is too chunky and is hard to get out, I think of zombies chasing me to make it come out easier.
    bahahahahah... Hitsusori Kisei u r the best

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