Scary Polar Bear (Polar Bears SUCK)

DreadPirateWes · 10-21-2005, 07:18 AM

So it's about friggin' time the rest of the world clues in on why polar bears suck. I saw this episode on the hitler channel about them. They're one of the few animals out there that have no fear of humans. It said they don't run off like other animals, they'll come right up and devour you.

See, most times if you get a human around a critter, they'll race off. See: snakes. See: spiders. Polar bears? They couldn't care less. They'll come up and rip you apart without thinking twice. Mmm, yummy food!

Back to the video. That looks like another weirdo Japanese show. I thought the bear would break through the glass and rip her apart. Well, first it would rip apart the stuffed animal seal, then get pissed off because it was tricked, then go after the girl, the camera guy, the head of the aquarium, his family, his next door neighbors, etc.

It sucks because Coca Cola had that cute polar bear campaign several years ago. So now everyone thinks polar bears are cute and cuddily. The truth? Polar bears are SCARY, and they all need to be put down. Run them all over with the Deathmobile from Animal House. That'll show those cuddily fuckers who runs this place.

Bottom line: I thought it was a fun video clip, and POLAR BEARS SUCK ASS.

10-21-2005, 11:55 AM

I don't think it wanted to rip her apart...

anyway, you're a sore loser.

BlaZeAzZ · 10-21-2005, 12:29 PM

Polar Bears > You

10-21-2005, 02:53 PM

ignorance strikes again! its pretty common for zoo animals to interact with humans. doesnt mater if that person were dressed as a hobo from newyork city or like a squirrel, that polar bear would of done the same thing. polar bears have always been vicious monsters, not cuddly furballs. polar bears being cuddly furballs is just a dumb rumor.

now squirrels, they are retarded. ride a bike on the sidewalk, and theres a squirrel on the grass inbetween the sidwalk and the road. it will look at sidwalk, then at the road, then the sidewalk, then the road, and the last second, dashes past the sidewalk and gets runned over while there were no cars on the road.

10-21-2005, 04:25 PM

That was a stuffed seal on her head? I thought she had on a polar bear costume and the polar bear wanted to hump her.

She was cute but I thought it was a little silly to see someone so scared in that sort of situation, scampering around like that.

scott_man_25 · 10-21-2005, 04:41 PM

you suck. just because theres an animal that isnt afraid of you means that it should die? polar bears are amazing animals

Avichai · 10-21-2005, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by scott_man_25

you suck. just because theres an animal that isnt afraid of you means that it should die? polar bears are amazing animals

Well.... if it isn't afraid of you it can kill you.. and it WILL kill you... they should just be looked over really good and not get any freedom to kill anyone.. naw' mean?

10-21-2005, 06:07 PM

Japanese people are morons.

killer scott · 10-21-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ledpoisoning

Japanese people are morons.

i cant believe you even said that. You sir, must live under a rock. crazy, yes, but dumb... they will rule you in math... or ping pong.

10-21-2005, 06:18 PM

they are wiiiiierd people.

Becka · 10-21-2005, 08:14 PM

Sawyer from LOST can own any polar bear.

10-21-2005, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DreadPirateWes

So it's about friggin' time the rest of the world clues in on why polar bears suck. I saw this episode on the hitler channel about them. They're one of the few animals out there that have no fear of humans. It said they don't run off like other animals, they'll come right up and devour you.

See, most times if you get a human around a critter, they'll race off. See: snakes. See: spiders. Polar bears? They couldn't care less. They'll come up and rip you apart without thinking twice. Mmm, yummy food!

Back to the video. That looks like another weirdo Japanese show. I thought the bear would break through the glass and rip her apart. Well, first it would rip apart the stuffed animal seal, then get pissed off because it was tricked, then go after the girl, the camera guy, the head of the aquarium, his family, his next door neighbors, etc.

It sucks because Coca Cola had that cute polar bear campaign several years ago. So now everyone thinks polar bears are cute and cuddily. The truth? Polar bears are SCARY, and they all need to be put down. Run them all over with the Deathmobile from Animal House. That'll show those cuddily fuckers who runs this place.

Bottom line: I thought it was a fun video clip, and POLAR BEARS SUCK ASS.

What the fuck?... Do you live next to a population of polar bears? That's the most random, stupidest shit I've ever heard... Not only is it stupid to hate an animal because it can kill you... But it makes you look like a pussy. How out of touch with nature are you?

Ray · 10-21-2005, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by krasisKGB

What the fuck?... Do you live next to a population of polar bears? That's the most random, stupidest shit I've ever heard... Not only is it stupid to hate an animal because it can kill you... But it makes you look like a pussy. How out of touch with nature are you?

Fuck Yes!

Polar bears are wicked! We love em because they're fucking violent. Be a man about it, pussy.

10-21-2005, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DreadPirateWes

So it's about friggin' time the rest of the world clues in on why polar bears suck. I saw this episode on the hitler channel about them. They're one of the few animals out there that have no fear of humans. It said they don't run off like other animals, they'll come right up and devour you.

See, most times if you get a human around a critter, they'll race off. See: snakes. See: spiders. Polar bears? They couldn't care less. They'll come up and rip you apart without thinking twice. Mmm, yummy food!

Back to the video. That looks like another weirdo Japanese show. I thought the bear would break through the glass and rip her apart. Well, first it would rip apart the stuffed animal seal, then get pissed off because it was tricked, then go after the girl, the camera guy, the head of the aquarium, his family, his next door neighbors, etc.

It sucks because Coca Cola had that cute polar bear campaign several years ago. So now everyone thinks polar bears are cute and cuddily. The truth? Polar bears are SCARY, and they all need to be put down. Run them all over with the Deathmobile from Animal House. That'll show those cuddily fuckers who runs this place.

Bottom line: I thought it was a fun video clip, and POLAR BEARS SUCK ASS.

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Originally Posted by DreadPirateWes

That was so fucking schizo and random, I shit my pants laughing so hard...You should start a shoot the polar bears website

Weezel · 10-21-2005, 09:53 PM

It would be better if the chick was naked. She made me want to do nasty things.

Oh, and why do chinks always own at ping pong?

10-21-2005, 07:18 AM	#1
DreadPirateWes SGT Barnes is a dick. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 557	Scary Polar Bear (Polar Bears SUCK) So it's about friggin' time the rest of the world clues in on why polar bears suck. I saw this episode on the hitler channel about them. They're one of the few animals out there that have no fear of humans. It said they don't run off like other animals, they'll come right up and devour you. See, most times if you get a human around a critter, they'll race off. See: snakes. See: spiders. Polar bears? They couldn't care less. They'll come up and rip you apart without thinking twice. Mmm, yummy food! Back to the video. That looks like another weirdo Japanese show. I thought the bear would break through the glass and rip her apart. Well, first it would rip apart the stuffed animal seal, then get pissed off because it was tricked, then go after the girl, the camera guy, the head of the aquarium, his family, his next door neighbors, etc. It sucks because Coca Cola had that cute polar bear campaign several years ago. So now everyone thinks polar bears are cute and cuddily. The truth? Polar bears are SCARY, and they all need to be put down. Run them all over with the Deathmobile from Animal House. That'll show those cuddily fuckers who runs this place. Bottom line: I thought it was a fun video clip, and POLAR BEARS SUCK ASS.

10-21-2005, 04:41 PM	#6
scott_man_25 illin Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: London, ON Posts: 429	you suck. just because theres an animal that isnt afraid of you means that it should die? polar bears are amazing animals __________________ Thats Right. I'm averaging 100 posts a year.

10-21-2005, 08:14 PM	#11
Becka Multipass Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: France, Australia, or CA, who knows now.... Posts: 176	Sawyer from LOST can own any polar bear. __________________ In Australia we import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Australians, the other rednecks.

10-21-2005, 11:55 AM	#2
void Guest Posts: n/a	I don't think it wanted to rip her apart... anyway, you're a sore loser.

10-21-2005, 12:29 PM	#3
BlaZeAzZ Scary.. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Jersey. Posts: 234	Polar Bears > You

10-21-2005, 02:53 PM	#4
vimm Guest Posts: n/a	ignorance strikes again! its pretty common for zoo animals to interact with humans. doesnt mater if that person were dressed as a hobo from newyork city or like a squirrel, that polar bear would of done the same thing. polar bears have always been vicious monsters, not cuddly furballs. polar bears being cuddly furballs is just a dumb rumor. now squirrels, they are retarded. ride a bike on the sidewalk, and theres a squirrel on the grass inbetween the sidwalk and the road. it will look at sidwalk, then at the road, then the sidewalk, then the road, and the last second, dashes past the sidewalk and gets runned over while there were no cars on the road.

10-21-2005, 04:25 PM	#5
Farmer77 Guest Posts: n/a	That was a stuffed seal on her head? I thought she had on a polar bear costume and the polar bear wanted to hump her. She was cute but I thought it was a little silly to see someone so scared in that sort of situation, scampering around like that.

10-21-2005, 06:07 PM	#8
ledpoisoning Guest Posts: n/a	Japanese people are morons.

10-21-2005, 06:18 PM	#10
johnnycupcakes Guest Posts: n/a	they are wiiiiierd people.

10-21-2005, 09:53 PM	#15
Weezel Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,852	It would be better if the chick was naked. She made me want to do nasty things. Oh, and why do chinks always own at ping pong?