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Old 08-04-2006, 12:03 PM   #1
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Training Video for Asian prostitutes

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/english-lesson.html

I think "Come on, Toshi!" is going to be my new quote. (You know, your buddy is running late or something...)

And by the way, she's "me so" hot! I would like to give her "first rate cVnt lapping".

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Old 08-04-2006, 02:18 PM   #2
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hahaah i loled pretty much about this toshi guy hahaah or is toshi japaese slang for hmm an Us. man??
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Old 08-04-2006, 02:27 PM   #3
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and ive never heard the phrase cunt lapping before...
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:20 PM   #4
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This video teaches very good Engrish! First-rate cunt lapping for everyone!!!
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Old 08-04-2006, 06:17 PM   #5
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Where The Fuck Is Toshi?!
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Old 08-04-2006, 07:12 PM   #6
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Come On!!! Come On Toshi!!! Someone Get Toshi In Here!!!!!
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Old 08-04-2006, 07:55 PM   #7
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I'd hit it; I don't know where Toshi is, but I'll take his place.
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I believe a few more could be added.

1. Can I please cook for you Toshi?

2. Do you want another beer Toshi?

3. The royal penis is clean now master.

Fuck I need to move there.
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lmao.....she's probably a man.....a man name toshi.....why else would "she" scream his name out every 5 seconds
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I was waiting for Toshi.....he never came.
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Old 08-08-2006, 10:53 PM   #11
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Sounds like he will soon, though... if he plays his cards right.
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Originally Posted by dropofahat
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/english-lesson.html

I think "Come on, Toshi!" is going to be my new quote. (You know, your buddy is running late or something...)

And by the way, she's "me so" hot! I would like to give her "first rate cVnt lapping".
Do you mind if I steal off of your idea? That is too damn funny...and wtf is cunt lapping?
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:26 AM   #13
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Do you mind if I steal off of your idea? That is too damn funny...and wtf is cunt lapping?
Cunt = Vagina

Lapping = Using tongue to lap up liquid/food.
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Do you mind if I steal off of your idea? That is too damn funny...and wtf is cunt lapping?
Come on Toshi, you don't know what cunt-lapping is?? Come on! Toshi!
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:17 PM   #15
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haha, i've been to japan 5 times and 3/5 times i had a waiter named toshi
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