Soundboard Prank Calling Contest (Winner Gets Premium!)

[JerkyMyTurky]

I've run a couple contests in Picture section and they have been pretty successful. It's now time to give this section some attention and the users here a chance at a premium account. Here's the contest details/rules...

You have to make and post a George Bush Soundboard prank call. The soundboard is officially unreleased and only a few people have a copy of it right now. Those who enter the contest will be given a copy of the soundboard by me.

Rules:
1 - You can submit a maximum of 5 calls for the contest.
2 - The calls must be of decent quality, both sides of the line must be comprehensible.
3 - The calls must last at least 1 minute.
4 - The calls must be to a business/telemarketer.

Reasoning behind the rules:
1 - Five call limit, so that people can focus on making quality calls instead of simply making a bunch of crappy ones.
2 - Incomprehensible calls are useless, as no one will understand anything. Editing the calls to make them sound better is encouraged.
3 - Part of a good prankster is keeping the caller on for a long time. Longer calls will have an edge in voting stage.
4 - Prank calls to regular folks at residential lines are great, but not during prank call contests as they can be easily staged. A business call can also be staged, but it will hopefully make it more difficult to stage the call. Please do not make fake calls.

Winner gets a premium account!
2nd and 3rd Runners up get their pranks hosted on the soundboard!
The soundboard will be officially released for everyone after the contest is over!

The soundboard is by Citronic by the way.

The deadlines will be set after we get users entered into the contests. Post in here to officially enter the contest. Once soundboard is sent to contestants, all resulting calls should be uploaded and sent to me via PM. All the calls will be posted together in the voting thread. Again, post in this thread to enter the contest! The soundboard will be sent to everyone at the same time.

Members Entered So Far...
cam9786
munkyboyv2
N00N00
Quikshot73
havock
c104thecore
silverspade14
printithere
Fried_Sushi
Dwyane Wade
chrom3titan

Edit: Registration is now open again! (please PM me for the soundboard)

Edit#2: Contest has ended! Winners are N00 N00 (premium account and call on soundboard) and Fried Sushi and Dwyane Wade (calls on soundboard). To calls are here...
http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=158952

[cam9786]

As soon as I get a mic, I will try. Does that one I did with that lady in Texas count?

Originally Posted by cam9786

As soon as I get a mic, I will try. Does that one I did with that lady in Texas count?

Nope. I think it has to be new.

[JerkyMyTurky]

Originally Posted by cam9786

As soon as I get a mic, I will try. Does that one I did with that lady in Texas count?

Nope, because that call lasted no more than 15 seconds and its not new.

Originally Posted by munkyboyv2

Nope. I think it has to be new.

Exactly! New calls only.

Originally Posted by JerkyMyTurky

Exactly! New calls only.

I'm good as a help'ar.

[chrom3titan]

not interested, i do it for the fun, and personal kicks. plus my freinds crack up when they hear recordings haha

[N00N00]

I'll enter - that's assumng the soundboard is any good (which is pretty likely if Citronic made it).

[Quikshot73]

I'll enter, but Jerky, could you explain how to use soundboards without the opposite end hearing themselves in an echo?

[JerkyMyTurky]

Originally Posted by Quikshot73

I'll enter, but Jerky, could you explain how to use soundboards without the opposite end hearing themselves in an echo?

I still haven't perfected it myself, but I've seen some people pull of soundboard calls with Skype without the echos. Here is a thread I recently reposted by another user, explaining how to do it without echoes...
http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=156415

So far, we have cam9786, munkyboyv2, N00N00 and Quickshot73 entered. I'll leave registering open a little longer and then I will announce a time when the soundboard will be sent out.

[havock]

im in but i never did a sound board prank. should be fun .

[JerkyMyTurky]

Originally Posted by havock

im in but i never did a sound board prank. should be fun .

Just some advice, start practicing some calls with other soundboards and get your recording set up, so you can be ready to go. Good to see you join and give it a shot.

[c104thecore]

ill enter too i guess


jerky! you should get on AIM or skype so we can do some calls. i kinda got back into the prank calling "scene"

[JerkyMyTurky]

Originally Posted by c104thecore

ill enter too i guess


jerky! you should get on AIM or skype so we can do some calls. i kinda got back into the prank calling "scene"

I was on both most of the day. Good to see you enter though. That's 6 people so far. I'll leave registration open for a little while longer before we start this thing.

EDIT: I'm back in.

[JerkyMyTurky]

I'll be sending out the soundboard to everyone tonight. Expect to have it in your PM boxes between 10 p.m. - 12 p.m. (est. u.s.) That is about 6 hours and 8 hours from now. Once the soundboards are sent out, you can no longer enter the contest. The deadline to submit calls will be determined later, but you will have at least 5 days to make and record calls. I might make the deadline longer though.

Reminder to those who have entered so far, prepare your recording set up and be ready. Upon recording the calls, do not post them on the forums or anywhere else. The calls should preferably uploaded to zshare.net, as they have an easy download button. Also, the soundboards should not be posted anywhere online, until the final release. Other then that, we wait for any new members to enter the contest.