Judge Judy and FARTS!

09-20-2006, 12:32 AM

Here are two calls I'd recorded about 3 years ago.
The Judge Judy was conveniently ready to go when an unsuspecting telemarketer called one day. I was surprised how much abuse they were willing to take.

The second call I had a little more time because they'd left a message for me about this glorious prize I'd won on my answering machine. Despite my current state, I pushed through the pain and called them back immediately.

Listen to the clips here

beardo · 09-20-2006, 12:45 AM

so where are the clips?

EDIT: you bastard you edited it!, o well, post count +1
EDIT2: nice judge judy clip, very well done

??????

09-20-2006, 12:51 AM

Click the "Listen to the clips here" link, they're on my site

EDIT:Thanks

beardo · 09-20-2006, 01:12 AM

farts one is pretty funny as well, u gotta make more man, do what they did on some radio show, call 2 chinese places on 2 cell phones, place big orders to each at the same time, while one is on hold order to the oterh and vice versa, then say to one could you repeat my order then put the phones next to eachoterh and one will say the order and both will get confused and mad at eachother, forget where i saw it but it was funny

massimo727 · 09-20-2006, 03:43 AM

says i cant listen to it

09-20-2006, 11:22 AM

Anyone else having problems? Maybe it's because I've posted it as a wav file.

beardo · 09-20-2006, 04:41 PM

when i went to the site i had to wait for the things to appear but once they did it worked

The Nick · 09-24-2006, 12:27 AM

i lol'd............

Butters! · 09-24-2006, 02:27 AM

I love the show Judge Judy.

09-24-2006, 08:07 PM

Thanks for all the great responses. I've got a couple more I might post up soon.

09-25-2006, 08:17 AM

I like the Judge Judy one best. Pulling that off must have taken some skill.

haZe · 09-29-2006, 01:19 AM

I laughed so damn hard at the farting one, oh my god that was great.

09-29-2006, 10:12 AM

Thanks, it was hard for me to keep my composure when doing it. There's a couple of spots where you can clearly hear my lose it.

beardo · 09-29-2006, 04:59 PM

drastic u should try submitting those to ebaum, they are really good, by the way make more, be sure to send me a Private Message if you do

09-29-2006, 11:28 PM

Cool and thanks, I'll definately do that.

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09-20-2006, 12:32 AM	#1
drasticmeasures Guest Posts: n/a	Judge Judy and FARTS! Here are two calls I'd recorded about 3 years ago. The Judge Judy was conveniently ready to go when an unsuspecting telemarketer called one day. I was surprised how much abuse they were willing to take. The second call I had a little more time because they'd left a message for me about this glorious prize I'd won on my answering machine. Despite my current state, I pushed through the pain and called them back immediately. Listen to the clips here Last edited by drasticmeasures; 09-20-2006 at 12:49 AM..

09-20-2006, 12:45 AM	#2
beardo I drink 40 oz. beers Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Honolulu, Hawaii Posts: 3,285	so where are the clips? EDIT: you bastard you edited it!, o well, post count +1 EDIT2: nice judge judy clip, very well done ?????? Last edited by beardo; 09-20-2006 at 12:58 AM..

09-20-2006, 12:51 AM	#3
drasticmeasures Guest Posts: n/a	Click the "Listen to the clips here" link, they're on my site EDIT:Thanks Last edited by drasticmeasures; 09-20-2006 at 12:59 AM..

09-20-2006, 03:43 AM	#5
massimo727 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 116	says i cant listen to it __________________ Awesome Site Swatcash

09-20-2006, 01:12 AM	#4
beardo I drink 40 oz. beers Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Honolulu, Hawaii Posts: 3,285	farts one is pretty funny as well, u gotta make more man, do what they did on some radio show, call 2 chinese places on 2 cell phones, place big orders to each at the same time, while one is on hold order to the oterh and vice versa, then say to one could you repeat my order then put the phones next to eachoterh and one will say the order and both will get confused and mad at eachother, forget where i saw it but it was funny

09-20-2006, 11:22 AM	#6
drasticmeasures Guest Posts: n/a	Anyone else having problems? Maybe it's because I've posted it as a wav file.

09-20-2006, 04:41 PM	#7
beardo I drink 40 oz. beers Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Honolulu, Hawaii Posts: 3,285	when i went to the site i had to wait for the things to appear but once they did it worked

09-24-2006, 12:27 AM	#8
The Nick Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Concord, NC Posts: 101	i lol'd............

09-24-2006, 02:27 AM	#9
Butters! Aww, it's all sticky... Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: South Park Posts: 943	I love the show Judge Judy. __________________ WHO IN THE HELL IS THIS?! .: bonenator is epic fucking win :.

09-24-2006, 08:07 PM	#10
drasticmeasures Guest Posts: n/a	Thanks for all the great responses. I've got a couple more I might post up soon.

09-25-2006, 08:17 AM	#11
thecoroner Guest Posts: n/a	I like the Judge Judy one best. Pulling that off must have taken some skill.

09-29-2006, 01:19 AM	#12
haZe The Professor Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: PARTS UNKNOWN Posts: 2,509	I laughed so damn hard at the farting one, oh my god that was great.

09-29-2006, 10:12 AM	#13
drasticmeasures Guest Posts: n/a	Thanks, it was hard for me to keep my composure when doing it. There's a couple of spots where you can clearly hear my lose it.

09-29-2006, 04:59 PM	#14
beardo I drink 40 oz. beers Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Honolulu, Hawaii Posts: 3,285	drastic u should try submitting those to ebaum, they are really good, by the way make more, be sure to send me a Private Message if you do

09-29-2006, 11:28 PM	#15
drasticmeasures Guest Posts: n/a	Cool and thanks, I'll definately do that.