Rofl Jap!

danepporambo · 10-11-2006, 05:03 AM

Lol. its me going into a chat room in Paltalk that focuses in helping people learn english and i pretend to be a japanese guy.

http://www.geocities.com/abhyash/Oddagents/rofljap.mp3

Here is the transcript:-

Me: Yes, I would really like to talk. Im from Japan and i need help learning english. can you people
help me.

Guy1: Uhh listen to me. I'll tell you about everything. Just say.. cock.. sucker. thats much better. say.. cock.. sucker. ok learn that and use that. you can say to anybody anytime. i tell you one more time. cock.. sucker. ehh can you repeat it. its really good. its really good to say.

Me: Oki, cock sakurr. is that good?

Guy1: Very good my friend. you want to learn more? i can tell you more things if you really want to learn that. well.. you wanna?

Me: Yes, Yes, Go on. Im learning a lot!

Guy1: I think you.. youre joking. You.. you want to setup us and.. and its not good. i think youre joking. i dont think you are serious.

Me: No no no i am serious. i really am from Japan.

Guy2: Ok what state did you used to live in, in Japan.

Me: In Hokkaido.

Guy2: Where are you living now?

Me: In.. umm.. new york. In Queens

Guy1: dude your living in new york and you dont know how to say "bugger off". i dont believe you man. its.. its impossible. its really impossible.

Me: But i learnt English in very low inner state. I didnt really go to school here. Just year 12, thats it.

Guy2: So youre more of a quiet person, you kept to yourself and talked to nobody?

Me: No you see. im very poor. i come from poor parts of Japan. i used to live in bus stop.

Guy2: You fucking asshole.

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Newground Spy · 10-19-2006, 04:24 PM

oh my god L0L awesome!

YorkshireMan · 10-25-2006, 08:34 AM

ha ha ha

ASM · 10-25-2006, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danepporambo

Me: No you see. im very poor. i come from poor parts of Japan. i used to live in bus stop.

Guy2: You fucking asshole.

lol

10busstops

JerkyMyTurky · 10-25-2006, 06:55 PM

Not the best of pranks, but interesting set up and idea to prank peole via paltalk.

danepporambo · 01-06-2007, 05:30 PM

u japanese?

neways for people who havent heard it, please do.

vampireslayer97 · 01-26-2007, 10:57 AM

"I use to live in a bus stop." LMAO.

FlyingBeaver · 01-30-2007, 08:37 PM

Haha bus stop, funny stuff.

joseph · 02-03-2007, 12:36 PM

sounds set up to me like it was just recorded to sound funny..not funny btw.

fczimbru · 02-03-2007, 09:56 PM

not funny and fake, i hear the msn in the background plus his accent is not japanese..

nicksinif · 02-05-2007, 04:31 PM

give us the site of the chat so we can all join in on future pranks

Psychapathetic · 02-06-2007, 01:38 AM

Pal Talk www.paltalk.com

danepporambo · 02-22-2007, 11:09 PM

ok i'll explain to you what i did. i got on paltalk into an "english learning" chatroom and there were people trying to teach other people how to speak english. I couldnt resist so i put up a jap accent (a bad one at that) and started getting into a conversation. I was using msn in the background. So trust me, the convo is real.

MoonCakePenguin · 03-03-2007, 03:56 AM

they called you an asshole.. LAWLS! That dude teached you to say cock-sucker.. LAWLS! They're assholes! lawls.. funny stuff anyways...

Viet Era Marine · 03-03-2007, 11:03 AM

Bumping this thread to push the "Pron Bot Spam" off
the main page.

Regards,
VEM

10-11-2006, 05:03 AM	#1
danepporambo Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 8	Rofl Jap! Lol. its me going into a chat room in Paltalk that focuses in helping people learn english and i pretend to be a japanese guy. http://www.geocities.com/abhyash/Oddagents/rofljap.mp3 Here is the transcript:- Me: Yes, I would really like to talk. Im from Japan and i need help learning english. can you people help me. Guy1: Uhh listen to me. I'll tell you about everything. Just say.. cock.. sucker. thats much better. say.. cock.. sucker. ok learn that and use that. you can say to anybody anytime. i tell you one more time. cock.. sucker. ehh can you repeat it. its really good. its really good to say. Me: Oki, cock sakurr. is that good? Guy1: Very good my friend. you want to learn more? i can tell you more things if you really want to learn that. well.. you wanna? Me: Yes, Yes, Go on. Im learning a lot! Guy1: I think you.. youre joking. You.. you want to setup us and.. and its not good. i think youre joking. i dont think you are serious. Me: No no no i am serious. i really am from Japan. Guy2: Ok what state did you used to live in, in Japan. Me: In Hokkaido. Guy2: Where are you living now? Me: In.. umm.. new york. In Queens Guy1: dude your living in new york and you dont know how to say "bugger off". i dont believe you man. its.. its impossible. its really impossible. Me: But i learnt English in very low inner state. I didnt really go to school here. Just year 12, thats it. Guy2: So youre more of a quiet person, you kept to yourself and talked to nobody? Me: No you see. im very poor. i come from poor parts of Japan. i used to live in bus stop. Guy2: You fucking asshole. ================================================== ======= If people find this racist in any way then admin please remove! Last edited by danepporambo; 10-17-2006 at 03:19 AM..

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02-05-2007, 04:31 PM	#11
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10-19-2006, 04:24 PM	#2
Newground Spy Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: CT HQ Posts: 141	oh my god L0L awesome!

01-06-2007, 05:30 PM	#6
danepporambo Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 8	u japanese? neways for people who havent heard it, please do.

01-26-2007, 10:57 AM	#7
vampireslayer97 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 27	"I use to live in a bus stop." LMAO.

01-30-2007, 08:37 PM	#8
FlyingBeaver got my Vans on... Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: de_cpl_mill Posts: 68	Haha bus stop, funny stuff.

02-03-2007, 12:36 PM	#9
joseph Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 162	sounds set up to me like it was just recorded to sound funny..not funny btw.

02-06-2007, 01:38 AM	#12
Psychapathetic Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 382	Pal Talk www.paltalk.com

02-22-2007, 11:09 PM	#13
danepporambo Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 8	ok i'll explain to you what i did. i got on paltalk into an "english learning" chatroom and there were people trying to teach other people how to speak english. I couldnt resist so i put up a jap accent (a bad one at that) and started getting into a conversation. I was using msn in the background. So trust me, the convo is real.