Pedo Jokes ****READERS BEWARE****

9Planets · 05-29-2007, 07:44 PM

Just a few I thought up..

Q:What's the best part about fucking a 12yr old in the shower?
A: Slickin' her hair back and making her look 9.

I like my woman the same as my whiskey.
Aged 13 yrs and mixed up with coke.

Q: Best part about fucking a 12 yr old girl
A: Flippin her over to make her look like a 8 yr old boy

Not mine:

Q: What's best part about fucking 27 year olds.
A: There's 20 of them.

Mattjam · 05-30-2007, 01:48 AM

You should have worded the last one, "What's the best part about fucking twenty-seven year olds?".
It won't make a difference if it's told, but if typed out then it needs to be changed.

And I didn't find most of them to be funny.

05-30-2007, 02:07 AM

lol, the last one is awesome...

the others, not so much....

I remember a classic one:

How do you make a little girl cry twice?

Wipe your dick on her teddy bear...

Hankishin · 06-01-2007, 09:21 PM

Yeah? Well....

What's the difference between a {insert a noun of what you are making fun of}
and a broomstick?

I've never {insert a past-tense dirty verb} a broomstick

Hardy har har.

9Planets · 06-01-2007, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hankishin

Yeah? Well....

What's the difference between a {insert a noun of what you are making fun of}
and a broomstick?

I've never {insert a past-tense dirty verb} a broomstick

Hardy har har.

Weak.

Boy and Pedofile are walking together at night in the woods..
And the little boy looks up at the man and says "I... I'm scared.."
Man looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone."

LOL

Nol_Name · 06-02-2007, 01:24 AM

Knock knock.....
Who is it?
Pedo
Pedo who?
Pedo pleas take a sit over her.

I did not think it was funny.

uglycatface · 06-02-2007, 01:43 AM

how do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear.

edit: pay no attention to this post. i should read things more carefully.

06-02-2007, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uglycatface

how do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear.

dude I already posted this...

Nemo · 06-03-2007, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9Planets

Weak.

Boy and Pedofile are walking together at night in the woods..
And the little boy looks up at the man and says "I... I'm scared.."
Man looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone."

LOL

I thought that was just down right excellent.

06-03-2007, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemo

I thought that was just down right excellent.

absolutely, I agree....brilliant...

pRoN jUnKy · 06-12-2007, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9Planets

Weak.

Boy and Pedofile are walking together at night in the woods..
And the little boy looks up at the man and says "I... I'm scared.."
Man looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone."

LOL

Could someone explain this joke to me

rand0m · 06-12-2007, 07:07 AM

the pedo is going to rape and kill the kid in the forest ... then he has to walk out alone ...

INCREDIBLEBALLS · 06-13-2007, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pRoN jUnKy

Could someone explain this joke to me

Are you a fucking idiot ??

Tazer · 06-13-2007, 11:42 AM

Suddenly I am reminded of Michael Jackson

05-29-2007, 07:44 PM	#1
9Planets Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: CANADA Posts: 515	Pedo Jokes **READERS BEWARE** Just a few I thought up.. Q:What's the best part about fucking a 12yr old in the shower? A: Slickin' her hair back and making her look 9. I like my woman the same as my whiskey. Aged 13 yrs and mixed up with coke. Q: Best part about fucking a 12 yr old girl A: Flippin her over to make her look like a 8 yr old boy Not mine: Q: What's best part about fucking 27 year olds. A: There's 20 of them.

05-30-2007, 01:48 AM	#2
Mattjam Marilyn Manson Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Treasure Coast, Florida Posts: 3,972	You should have worded the last one, "What's the best part about fucking twenty-seven year olds?". It won't make a difference if it's told, but if typed out then it needs to be changed. And I didn't find most of them to be funny. __________________ http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showpos...1&postcount=53 RIP Proph

06-02-2007, 01:43 AM	#7
uglycatface --------------------- Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Midland, TX Posts: 1,505	how do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice? wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear. edit: pay no attention to this post. i should read things more carefully. __________________ Xbox live GT: Metalcole the greatest comic ever written --> Preacher the greatest book series you've never heard of-->Vlad Taltos World War Z A Song of Ice & Fire Last edited by uglycatface; 06-02-2007 at 01:49 AM..

05-30-2007, 02:07 AM	#3
MooCowzRock Guest Posts: n/a	lol, the last one is awesome... the others, not so much.... I remember a classic one: How do you make a little girl cry twice? Wipe your dick on her teddy bear...

06-01-2007, 09:21 PM	#4
Hankishin Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 96	Yeah? Well.... What's the difference between a {insert a noun of what you are making fun of} and a broomstick? I've never {insert a past-tense dirty verb} a broomstick Hardy har har.

06-02-2007, 01:24 AM	#6
Nol_Name Adm¡n Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 916	Knock knock..... Who is it? Pedo Pedo who? Pedo pleas take a sit over her. I did not think it was funny.