I want to go to prison.

[Simbiosis]

Well, I was reading this book in which a former convict said that prison is like "gladiator school", meaning that it teaches you to be a man and will make you hardened and experienced when you get out. I started thinking and realized that prison would really be perfect for me right now, and I could get a better life education from it than any school or college.

I'm looking to become mentally stronger and exposed to the hard side of life, and what better place for this than in prison? Also, I've heard women are often impressed by guys who have done time. They always say that a good man in bed makes love like he "just got out of prison". I know my sex life will basically be non-existant in prison, and I'm not planning on turning gay, but I'm not popular with girls right now anyway and I know if I do a few years in the slammer I will appreciate women more when I get out and hopefully get laid.

Right now I'm fresh out of high school and I really just want a place that will provide free shelter, food, and life experience, until I can go out and take care of myself on my own. I've already started preparing by doing jiu jitsu classes and pumping iron at the gym.

I guess my main question is what crime should I commit? I need to do something that will only get me locked up for a few years, but will also gain me a bit of respect from other prisoners. I was thinking about burglary. But I also need to get caught in a way that isn't obvious and embarassing.

[Cranberry Nectar]

Do drugs man.

Great post too.

[Rapex]

Originally Posted by Simbiosis

I'm looking to become mentally stronger and exposed to the hard side of life, and what better place for this than in prison? Also, I've heard women are often impressed by guys who have done time. They always say that a good man in bed makes love like he "just got out of prison". I know my sex life will basically be non-existant in prison, and I'm not planning on turning gay, but I'm not popular with girls right now anyway and I know if I do a few years in the slammer I will appreciate women more when I get out and hopefully get laid.

You have no idea how wrong you are.

Originally Posted by Simbiosis

I guess my main question is what crime should I commit? I need to do something that will only get me locked up for a few years, but will also gain me a bit of respect from other prisoners. I was thinking about burglary. But I also need to get caught in a way that isn't obvious and embarassing.

Post child pornography in the pictures section. Chris Hansen will be on your ass faster than a cat on catnip.

[strikeandburn]

Before you go to prison, Drive Drunk and go to jail first. If you can handle that, Then go to prison. (just don't hit anybody, take down mailboxes)

[cupOjoe]

Well, I was reading this book in which a former convict said that prison is like "gladiator school", meaning that it teaches you to be a man and will make you hardened and experienced when you get out.

Yeah, ex-cons are such winnners

[Weddingsinger]

Well whatever you do don't forget the Piña Colada butt-lotion because you will definately need it.

[Cranberry Nectar]

Originally Posted by cupOjoe

Yeah, ex-cons are such winnners

Yeah? Ex-cons know how to butt-fuck well so you better watch out. If you act like you just did there you will have your face in the dirt while a large cock is jammed into your ass. It's your choice. Either take the big penis right up your so savoured cheeks or become a man and stop busting on prison people. Because when the gates open and they are let loose it's your ass not mine that is on the line. Don't expect the goverment to protect you all the time.

[mtspace]

Originally Posted by zedxer

Yeah? Ex-cons know how to butt-fuck well so you better watch out. If you act like you just did there you will have your face in the dirt while a large cock is jammed into your ass. It's your choice. Either take the big penis right up your so savoured cheeks or become a man and stop busting on prison people. Because when the gates open and they are let loose it's your ass not mine that is on the line. Don't expect the goverment to protect you all the time.

SHUT THE FUCK UUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

[Cranberry Nectar]

Originally Posted by mtspace

SHUT THE FUCK UUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

It's true. There will be huge ass rapings and your ass wil be all opened up wide for all of us to see. So stop SHOUTING because your ass will be known without a word from you.

[mtspace]

Originally Posted by zedxer

It's true. There will be huge ass rapings and your ass wil be all opened up wide for all of us to see. So stop SHOUTING because your ass will be known without a word from you.

I don't know where your from, but over here people don't turn into ass rapers just cause they go to prison.

So take your gay fantasies somewhere else.

[chalupa]

Originally Posted by Simbiosis

Well, I was reading this book in which a former convict said that prison is like "gladiator school", meaning that it teaches you to be a man and will make you hardened and experienced when you get out. I started thinking and realized that prison would really be perfect for me right now, and I could get a better life education from it than any school or college.

I'm looking to become mentally stronger and exposed to the hard side of life, and what better place for this than in prison? Also, I've heard women are often impressed by guys who have done time. They always say that a good man in bed makes love like he "just got out of prison". I know my sex life will basically be non-existant in prison, and I'm not planning on turning gay, but I'm not popular with girls right now anyway and I know if I do a few years in the slammer I will appreciate women more when I get out and hopefully get laid.

Right now I'm fresh out of high school and I really just want a place that will provide free shelter, food, and life experience, until I can go out and take care of myself on my own. I've already started preparing by doing jiu jitsu classes and pumping iron at the gym.

I guess my main question is what crime should I commit? I need to do something that will only get me locked up for a few years, but will also gain me a bit of respect from other prisoners. I was thinking about burglary. But I also need to get caught in a way that isn't obvious and embarassing.

Hell, I like you. You can come over my house and fuck my sister.

[Cranberry Nectar]

Originally Posted by mtspace

I don't know where your from, but over here people don't turn into ass rapers just cause they go to prison.

So take your gay fantasies somewhere else.

Ok have it your way Mr. BurgerKing: In prison, nobody thinks about popping a peter up an ass when the soap drops. Never! There are no women around and every man just strokes it hard until they come and goes to bed while some loser washes the sheets. That hardened man has no women but yet he restraines himself so he doesn't bang a guy up the ass.

This is a total lie. Men fuck one another all day long in prison because there is no pussy. If you think different go there and show a pic of your brownhole when you cum out whore.

later

[Hellgoddess]

Thread title should be "I want to get my ass gaped in prison".

[mtspace]

Originally Posted by zedxer

Ok have it your way Mr. BurgerKing: In prison, nobody thinks about popping a peter up an ass when the soap drops. Never! There are no women around and every man just strokes it hard until they come and goes to bed while some loser washes the sheets. That hardened man has no women but yet he restraines himself so he doesn't bang a guy up the ass.

This is a total lie. Men fuck one another all day long in prison because there is no pussy. If you think different go there and show a pic of your brownhole when you cum out whore.

later

Like i said, take your gay fantasies somewhere else.

[Cranberry Nectar]

Originally Posted by mtspace

Like i said, take your gay fantasies somewhere else.

Your fantasies are right where you want to be; In a post with me