No More Paper

The Stranger · 08-04-2004, 10:59 PM

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap."

The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap."

The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass."

The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"

The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"

He left and came back with crap all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"

The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"

08-05-2004, 08:12 PM

LMAO..Nice. Rep point for that one.

08-07-2004, 02:22 AM

Funny...but now i want to vomit and im never handeling change again.

Ms June Day · 08-07-2004, 05:41 AM

goes to show that sometimes you don't want to know why your change is wet... or full of poo

06-16-2005, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Stranger

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap."

The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap."

The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass."

The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"

The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"

He left and came back with crap all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"

The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"

that was good

08-04-2004, 10:59 PM	#1
The Stranger Class of '04 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Cleveland Posts: 977	No More Paper Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!" He left and came back with crap all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?" The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?" __________________ Part of "The Invisible Krew" THE STRANGER

08-07-2004, 05:41 AM	#4
Ms June Day The rest is silence Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,561	goes to show that sometimes you don't want to know why your change is wet... or full of poo __________________ Powered by June love. http://www.stickam.com/msjuneday Props to Flesh Warlord for my sig

08-05-2004, 08:12 PM	#2
xJxOxExLx Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO..Nice. Rep point for that one.

08-07-2004, 02:22 AM	#3
naked child Guest Posts: n/a	Funny...but now i want to vomit and im never handeling change again.