A humorous joke

08-05-2004, 02:52 AM

Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from hisinhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand.

Is this what you've been using on me for the past 10 years?!"

"Honey! Let me explain!"

"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent Son of a bitch!!"

"Maybe you'd care to
explain our 2 kids!!!" he screamed

Ms June Day · 08-05-2004, 03:03 AM

I'd cut out the "speaking of sneaky!" part of the joke. It makes it to goody-goody or wholesome. Punchlines gotta smack you in the face

08-05-2004, 10:50 PM

you little ass you shouldnt be cusing!

08-05-2004, 11:41 PM

thats prety funny but i still dont get why he didnt fuck her himself was he impotent or was she just saying that to be mean or somthing

08-08-2004, 05:09 PM

ummm u wrote "a humorous joke", all jokes are humorous!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ajax

Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from hisinhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand.

Is this what you've been using on me for the past 10 years?!"

"Honey! Let me explain!"

"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent Son of a bitch!!"

"Maybe you'd care to
explain our 2 kids!!!" he screamed

Fryman · 08-08-2004, 05:42 PM

HAHAH!!! that one actually made me laugh!! nice post ajax!

Melonhead1 · 08-09-2004, 12:46 AM

lol thats pretty good.... not... :P

sweetness · 08-09-2004, 12:48 AM

i dont get it

08-09-2004, 01:24 PM

lol, it means that since he was screwing his wife with a cucumber the whole time, she got mad at him for that, but then since he's never been using his wang, the only way she could have had kids was to be cheating on him.

sweetness · 08-09-2004, 01:35 PM

ohhhhhhhhhhh

08-09-2004, 04:59 PM

ok this is a really long joke but it is worth the reading. joke i like to tell hope ya like it.

3 men walk into a bar the bar is called teenie beanie. one guy is wondering around and stumbles into the kitchin and see's a big platter of beans he go mmmmm beans starts eating the beans. PooF a gohst appears and says "iam the ghost of teenie beanie eat my beans ill eat your weenie!" the man runs out of the bar. so the 2nd guy does the same thing he see's a big platter of beans and starts eating the beans the all of a sudden POOF another ghost appears and it says " iam the ghost of teenie beanie it my beans ill eat your weenie!" so the man runs off like a bat out of hell. the 3rd guy does the samething he see's a big platter of beans he goes mmmmmm beans so he starts eating the beans all of a sudden a ghost appears and its teenie beanie and he says " iam the ghost of teenie beanie eat my beans ill eat ur weenie!" he runs out POOF another ghost appears and says "mmmm beans" so he starts eating the beans. so teenie beanie goes " iam the ghost of teenie beanie eat my beans ill eat your weenie!" so the other ghost replies " iam the ghost of christmas past eat my weenie ill kick ur ass"

sry it was long but i hope u enjoyed it

01-07-2006, 11:36 PM

Wow, your spelling makes your joke difficult to decipher.

GalaxyBlade · 01-17-2006, 08:41 PM

that teenie weaine joke was fuckin retarted that shit was not funnie at all i hope you got a cramp from writing that dumb shit

01-17-2006, 10:35 PM

I heard a joke sort of like that teenie weenie joke.
But the version I heard was actually funny.

Pig · 01-17-2006, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSerprem

ok this is a really long joke but it is worth the reading. joke i like to tell hope ya like it.

3 men walk into a bar the bar is called teenie beanie. one guy is wondering around and stumbles into the kitchin and see's a big platter of beans he go mmmmm beans starts eating the beans. PooF a gohst appears and says "iam the ghost of teenie beanie eat my beans ill eat your weenie!" the man runs out of the bar. so the 2nd guy does the same thing he see's a big platter of beans and starts eating the beans the all of a sudden POOF another ghost appears and it says " iam the ghost of teenie beanie it my beans ill eat your weenie!" so the man runs off like a bat out of hell. the 3rd guy does the samething he see's a big platter of beans he goes mmmmmm beans so he starts eating the beans all of a sudden a ghost appears and its teenie beanie and he says " iam the ghost of teenie beanie eat my beans ill eat ur weenie!" he runs out POOF another ghost appears and says "mmmm beans" so he starts eating the beans. so teenie beanie goes " iam the ghost of teenie beanie eat my beans ill eat your weenie!" so the other ghost replies " iam the ghost of christmas past eat my weenie ill kick ur ass"

sry it was long but i hope u enjoyed it

Wtf u fucking faggot,

You coulda shortened it down and saved us from wasting our eyesight on that SHIT of a fuck joke.

"1st 2nd and 3rd guy all eat beans, ghost appears, " eat my beenies ill eat your weenie." All run out, new ghost appears, weenie ghost" eat my beenies ill eat your weenie, " 2nd Ghost " Im christmas past, eat me weenie I kick your ass."

ALRIGHT FAGGOT. Take my advice and go get hiv.

08-05-2004, 02:52 AM	#1
Ajax Guest Posts: n/a	A humorous joke Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from hisinhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand. Is this what you've been using on me for the past 10 years?!" "Honey! Let me explain!" "Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent Son of a bitch!!" "Maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!!!" he screamed Last edited by Ajax; 08-05-2004 at 03:43 AM..

08-05-2004, 03:03 AM	#2
Ms June Day The rest is silence Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,561	I'd cut out the "speaking of sneaky!" part of the joke. It makes it to goody-goody or wholesome. Punchlines gotta smack you in the face __________________ Powered by June love. http://www.stickam.com/msjuneday Props to Flesh Warlord for my sig

08-08-2004, 05:42 PM	#6
Fryman man of fry Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: that one place Posts: 1,701	HAHAH!!! that one actually made me laugh!! nice post ajax! __________________ ,,\|,, (^^) ,,\|,,

08-09-2004, 12:46 AM	#7
Melonhead1 God Of Melons Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 364	lol thats pretty good.... not... :P __________________ Proud member of Club RSX

08-05-2004, 10:50 PM	#3
flipineagle09 Guest Posts: n/a	you little ass you shouldnt be cusing!

08-05-2004, 11:41 PM	#4
crapbox48 Guest Posts: n/a	thats prety funny but i still dont get why he didnt fuck her himself was he impotent or was she just saying that to be mean or somthing

08-09-2004, 12:48 AM	#8
sweetness Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 863	i dont get it

08-09-2004, 01:24 PM	#9
Jagang Guest Posts: n/a	lol, it means that since he was screwing his wife with a cucumber the whole time, she got mad at him for that, but then since he's never been using his wang, the only way she could have had kids was to be cheating on him.

08-09-2004, 01:35 PM	#10
sweetness Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 863	ohhhhhhhhhhh

08-09-2004, 04:59 PM	#11
TheSerprem Guest Posts: n/a	ok this is a really long joke but it is worth the reading. joke i like to tell hope ya like it. 3 men walk into a bar the bar is called teenie beanie. one guy is wondering around and stumbles into the kitchin and see's a big platter of beans he go mmmmm beans starts eating the beans. PooF a gohst appears and says "iam the ghost of teenie beanie eat my beans ill eat your weenie!" the man runs out of the bar. so the 2nd guy does the same thing he see's a big platter of beans and starts eating the beans the all of a sudden POOF another ghost appears and it says " iam the ghost of teenie beanie it my beans ill eat your weenie!" so the man runs off like a bat out of hell. the 3rd guy does the samething he see's a big platter of beans he goes mmmmmm beans so he starts eating the beans all of a sudden a ghost appears and its teenie beanie and he says " iam the ghost of teenie beanie eat my beans ill eat ur weenie!" he runs out POOF another ghost appears and says "mmmm beans" so he starts eating the beans. so teenie beanie goes " iam the ghost of teenie beanie eat my beans ill eat your weenie!" so the other ghost replies " iam the ghost of christmas past eat my weenie ill kick ur ass" sry it was long but i hope u enjoyed it

01-07-2006, 11:36 PM	#12
McGrillman Guest Posts: n/a	Wow, your spelling makes your joke difficult to decipher.

01-17-2006, 08:41 PM	#13
GalaxyBlade Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: St.Louis, MO Posts: 98	that teenie weaine joke was fuckin retarted that shit was not funnie at all i hope you got a cramp from writing that dumb shit

01-17-2006, 10:35 PM	#14
Link Guest Posts: n/a	I heard a joke sort of like that teenie weenie joke. But the version I heard was actually funny.