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An Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman are all looking at a cow. "It's an English cow" says the English. "Nah! It's clearly Irish" says the Irish. "Nae nae, it's Scottish."Says the Scot, "Look, it's got bag pipes underneath!"


The Scot unlocked a genie from his sleep. "Thankyou wise one. I will grant you two wishes for unlocking me from imprisonment". The Scot thinks and then says, "I want a barrel of the finest beer". The genie magically gets a barrel and gives it to him. The Scot drinks and realises that it never gets empty. "Anything else you would wish for?" asks the genie. "Ok," says the Scot "I want another barrel."

Those were both stupid.

Ok i got one. Shut up.

[Eminem]

Originally Posted by Corleone

An Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman are all looking at a cow. "It's an English cow" says the English. "Nah! It's clearly Irish" says the Irish. "Nae nae, it's Scottish."Says the Scot, "Look, it's got bag pipes underneath!"


The Scot unlocked a genie from his sleep. "Thankyou wise one. I will grant you two wishes for unlocking me from imprisonment". The Scot thinks and then says, "I want a barrel of the finest beer". The genie magically gets a barrel and gives it to him. The Scot drinks and realises that it never gets empty. "Anything else you would wish for?" asks the genie. "Ok," says the Scot "I want another barrel."

you have to appreciate the humor... haha. scottish people and bag pipes. yes, i love it

[catgarvin]

Originally Posted by Corleone

The Scot unlocked a genie from his sleep. "Thankyou wise one. I will grant you two wishes for unlocking me from imprisonment". The Scot thinks and then says, "I want a barrel of the finest beer". The genie magically gets a barrel and gives it to him. The Scot drinks and realises that it never gets empty. "Anything else you would wish for?" asks the genie. "Ok," says the Scot "I want another barrel."

I've heard the same joke, only totally different.
A drunk sees a sign in a bar that says "all you can drink- $1". He goes in and says "Give me $2 worth".
I know, I know.

[Ms June Day]

these are honestly the first scott bashing jokes I ever heard

this is the last post on the joke forum, but its funny, so ill rep you