Immigrants Poem lol

08-06-2004, 05:01 PM

Illegal Immigrants Poem

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy! !

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.

08-07-2004, 02:39 AM

yeah i think i speak for a lot of people when I say I don't want to read all of that.

MGselwonK · 08-07-2004, 02:42 AM

that was funny but i question its validity

i would like to hear borats opinion on this.

08-07-2004, 02:47 AM

*chuckles*....*stops chuckling* It's kinda true too.

Ms June Day · 08-07-2004, 05:50 AM

that actually made me pretty angry by the end...

08-07-2004, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by achegeefender

yeah i think i speak for a lot of people when I say I don't want to read all of that.

No, just speaking for you...

08-07-2004, 01:31 PM

Its not like he can get a job anyways

08-16-2004, 10:12 PM

I dont think its can really b put down as funny

I think its really a political statement in a jokes and humor forum, so odviously i think its outta place.

08-06-2004, 05:01 PM	#1
∙Trågïç∙ Guest Posts: n/a	Immigrants Poem lol Illegal Immigrants Poem I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! ! By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come fast as you can.' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." And in the yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, too, draw the welfare cash! Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighborhood. We have hobby it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding. Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills! American crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here. We think America darn good place! Too darn good for the white man race. If they no like us, they can scram, Got lots of room in Pakistan.

08-07-2004, 02:42 AM	#3
MGselwonK Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,628	that was funny but i question its validity i would like to hear borats opinion on this. __________________ "Regarding so many people diagnosed with colon cancer, the doctor's response was, 'Do you see any weeds in those beautiful planted soybeans?'"

08-07-2004, 05:50 AM	#5
Ms June Day The rest is silence Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,561	that actually made me pretty angry by the end... __________________ Powered by June love. http://www.stickam.com/msjuneday Props to Flesh Warlord for my sig

08-07-2004, 02:39 AM	#2
achegeefender Guest Posts: n/a	yeah i think i speak for a lot of people when I say I don't want to read all of that.

08-07-2004, 02:47 AM	#4
Nelo Angelo Guest Posts: n/a	chuckles....stops chuckling It's kinda true too.

08-07-2004, 01:31 PM	#7
ra1den Guest Posts: n/a	Its not like he can get a job anyways

08-16-2004, 10:12 PM	#8
shane_o_mac Guest Posts: n/a	I dont think its can really b put down as funny I think its really a political statement in a jokes and humor forum, so odviously i think its outta place.