Viagra

Chewy · 08-07-2004, 02:46 PM

Did you hear there was about the stolen shipment of Viagra , the police are looking for three hardened criminals.

What do you call Viagra for women?

Money.

Mainer · 08-07-2004, 06:11 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha

no

sparrky · 08-07-2004, 06:15 PM

haha,i haven't heard those before

What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?

They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride!

MGselwonK · 08-07-2004, 06:36 PM

alonzo bodden did that viagra for women joke on last comic standing, i hope he wins he is the best

sparrkys joke was good

Ms June Day · 08-07-2004, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chewy

What do you call Viagra for women?

Money.

diamonds and flowers work too

08-09-2004, 05:20 PM

i really like the hardened criminal one... i read that in Prarie home companion's pretty good joke book, for those of you that dont have it, i reccomend you get it.

09-04-2004, 06:11 PM

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't want to miss it!

A teenage couple had been dating for a couple of weeks, and the relationship seemed to be going rather well. The young girl told the boy that if he were to come over for dinner, meet the parents and make a good impression, she would reward him by making love to him.
Well, he was pretty excited, as it would be their first time, and immediatley he went down to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. But it being his first time, he didn't know what kind ot buy, so he asked the pharmacist for help. The pharmacist spent a good hour discussing the different kinds of condoms, what they do, how to pick a size, etc. He then asked the boy which he would like. "Well being as it is going to be the first time, why don't I get the family pack." The pharmacist rang it up and sent him on his way.
Finally the night arrived. Of course the boy was very nervous but was determined to make a good lasting impression on the girl's parents. Everyone sat down to dinner, and the mother said, "Let us bow our heads and pray." Everyone bowed their heads and said grace. When they were finished everyone looked up...except the boy. He continued to to bow his head and mumble in prayer. After about 20 minutes, he is still praying and the girl taps him on the leg and whispers, "I never knew you were so religous." And the boy replies,"I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"

Jk1725 · 09-01-2005, 07:59 PM

that teenage boy one was hilarious.
i hope michael frederic goes to hell btw

12-14-2005, 08:03 PM

What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine?

Don King.

Yo Couch · 01-12-2006, 11:31 PM

hey michael fredric, go fall off of....anything

temp100 · 01-13-2006, 04:48 AM

Heh, these are funny. There are probably pages of them somewhere on the net.

01-15-2006, 02:26 AM

What do a whore and a bucket of kfc have in common?

After a bit of leg, and a bit of breast, all that's left is a greasy box to stick your bone in...

08-07-2004, 02:46 PM	#1
Chewy C8 H10 N4 O2 Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 15,219	Viagra Did you hear there was about the stolen shipment of Viagra , the police are looking for three hardened criminals. What do you call Viagra for women? Money.

08-07-2004, 06:11 PM	#2
Mainer avatar included Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 849	aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha no __________________ It's Norml to smoke pot.

08-07-2004, 06:36 PM	#4
MGselwonK Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,628	alonzo bodden did that viagra for women joke on last comic standing, i hope he wins he is the best sparrkys joke was good __________________ "Regarding so many people diagnosed with colon cancer, the doctor's response was, 'Do you see any weeds in those beautiful planted soybeans?'"

09-04-2004, 06:11 PM	#7
ebaumROCKS!0142 Guest Posts: n/a	Viagra Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't want to miss it! A teenage couple had been dating for a couple of weeks, and the relationship seemed to be going rather well. The young girl told the boy that if he were to come over for dinner, meet the parents and make a good impression, she would reward him by making love to him. Well, he was pretty excited, as it would be their first time, and immediatley he went down to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. But it being his first time, he didn't know what kind ot buy, so he asked the pharmacist for help. The pharmacist spent a good hour discussing the different kinds of condoms, what they do, how to pick a size, etc. He then asked the boy which he would like. "Well being as it is going to be the first time, why don't I get the family pack." The pharmacist rang it up and sent him on his way. Finally the night arrived. Of course the boy was very nervous but was determined to make a good lasting impression on the girl's parents. Everyone sat down to dinner, and the mother said, "Let us bow our heads and pray." Everyone bowed their heads and said grace. When they were finished everyone looked up...except the boy. He continued to to bow his head and mumble in prayer. After about 20 minutes, he is still praying and the girl taps him on the leg and whispers, "I never knew you were so religous." And the boy replies,"I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"

01-13-2006, 04:48 AM	#11
temp100 Sun King Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 10,162	Heh, these are funny. There are probably pages of them somewhere on the net. __________________ Last.fm Cyanide Cell and FreeThePaedos are my noobs. Touch them sensually or in any other way, and I'll sodomise you with a halberd. Founder of the EBWF LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY ENGINEERS ROLE: Software Engineer PM me to join MusicBanter - The Net's Premiere Music Community

08-07-2004, 06:15 PM	#3
sparrky Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: IF, ID Posts: 4,337	haha,i haven't heard those before What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride!

08-09-2004, 05:20 PM	#6
troutflosser Guest Posts: n/a	i really like the hardened criminal one... i read that in Prarie home companion's pretty good joke book, for those of you that dont have it, i reccomend you get it.

12-14-2005, 08:03 PM	#9
Hard Rain Guest Posts: n/a	What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine? Don King.

01-12-2006, 11:31 PM	#10
Yo Couch YESSSIR! Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 311	hey michael fredric, go fall off of....anything

01-15-2006, 02:26 AM	#12
WeezelIsALoser Guest Posts: n/a	What do a whore and a bucket of kfc have in common? After a bit of leg, and a bit of breast, all that's left is a greasy box to stick your bone in...