Exam

08-07-2004, 03:07 PM

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor
takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes
out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she
has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm
doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities."

"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her
breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast
cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have
sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know
what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came
here in the first place."

Mainer · 08-07-2004, 05:47 PM

I've already seen that one around but still funny as hell. dammit that would SUCK

MGselwonK · 08-07-2004, 06:35 PM

good joke,

08-09-2004, 05:23 PM

thats really good, its like that one with the lady coming out of the resteraunt bathroom and talking to the manager...

08-09-2004, 06:01 PM

Hahahahaha, Thats like the best Joke I ever heard, Now I dont want to be a doctor. Reps for you

06-16-2005, 11:41 PM

Hey that was pretty good.

Jimothy51 · 06-17-2005, 03:18 PM

Ahhh karma.

08-07-2004, 03:07 PM	#1
Roland Guest Posts: n/a	Exam A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."

08-07-2004, 05:47 PM	#2
Mainer avatar included Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 849	I've already seen that one around but still funny as hell. dammit that would SUCK __________________ It's Norml to smoke pot.

08-07-2004, 06:35 PM	#3
MGselwonK Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,628	good joke, __________________ "Regarding so many people diagnosed with colon cancer, the doctor's response was, 'Do you see any weeds in those beautiful planted soybeans?'"

08-09-2004, 05:23 PM	#4
troutflosser Guest Posts: n/a	thats really good, its like that one with the lady coming out of the resteraunt bathroom and talking to the manager...

08-09-2004, 06:01 PM	#5
Nexon Guest Posts: n/a	Hahahahaha, Thats like the best Joke I ever heard, Now I dont want to be a doctor. Reps for you

06-16-2005, 11:41 PM	#6
WizeNclever_09 Guest Posts: n/a	Hey that was pretty good.