08-08-2004, 12:03 AM
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Soooo blonde...
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." . She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde.. * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company |
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08-08-2004, 12:39 AM
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lol sweet, nice post, nice post indeeed
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08-12-2004, 05:27 PM
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08-12-2004, 06:17 PM
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LOL, funny stuff!
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08-12-2004, 10:25 PM
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08-13-2004, 06:47 AM
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You DO realize these are increadibly old by joke standards....
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03-28-2005, 04:55 PM
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rofl!
omg rofl lmao That was hilarious there are only a few that I have heard of before so that is good. If I could give kudos I would give you all the kudos in the world thank you so much for providing humor for me for the day
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03-28-2005, 06:22 PM
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Heh heh....I'm not sure that its a good thing I can relate to some of these.......
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