Yankees/RedSocks Joke HAHA

Melonhead1 · 08-10-2004, 11:42 AM

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Boston Red Sox jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from he jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing New York Yankee jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Sox's fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the
three heroes in pin stripes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Red Sox and Yankee fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth." As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has
access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know much about shark fishing... how's the bait holding up?"

drowningaugust · 08-10-2004, 11:50 AM

LOL. Good joke. If I weren't a Red Sox fan, I'd rep you. But you could switch them around, make the Sox fans the fishermen.........

Therefore you will be repped.

Bigheaded Chief · 08-10-2004, 12:07 PM

yeah switch it and i will rep you to

Melonhead1 · 08-10-2004, 01:38 PM

sept for that 9th inning 2 run shot by miller to win the series, the yankee's have kicked the red sock's ass for decades

08-11-2004, 12:08 AM

I'm a football fan, and therefore don't care either way. Rep for you.

ScottPurcell · 08-11-2004, 12:22 AM

hahahaa it took me a couple seconds to get it after i finished reading it but definately a good joke...

Bigheaded Chief · 08-11-2004, 08:26 PM

if you dont changed it i will rep you MUHAHAHAHAHA

01-07-2006, 11:39 PM

Ancient rivalries always make for good humor.

FashiOnistA · 01-14-2006, 10:33 AM

Man that joke sucked, Yankies suck, you suck.

HereLiesMatthew · 01-14-2006, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FashiOnistA

Man that joke sucked, Yankies suck, you suck.

Kill yourself.

christinez1979 · 06-06-2007, 08:40 AM

wow i knew RED SOX fans were dumb but you just topped the cake.. it is YANKEES not yankies..

evil joe · 06-06-2007, 08:46 PM

Old thread.

Now that that's out of the way, I thought the joke was pretty good.

YankeesSuck · 06-06-2007, 09:08 PM

Ha I remember this thread, stop bumping it though wtf.

CheeseMonkeys · 06-06-2007, 09:54 PM

Lmao... that was good.

Mattjam · 06-06-2007, 10:28 PM

I liked the joke! Reps for you!

08-10-2004, 11:42 AM	#1
Melonhead1 God Of Melons Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 364	Yankees/RedSocks Joke HAHA On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Boston Red Sox jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from he jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing New York Yankee jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Sox's fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the three heroes in pin stripes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Red Sox and Yankee fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth." As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know much about shark fishing... how's the bait holding up?" __________________ Proud member of Club RSX

08-10-2004, 12:07 PM	#3
Bigheaded Chief Dance banana Dance Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: the troll capital Posts: 276	yeah switch it and i will rep you to __________________ Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? On my sweet revenge Will be yours for the taking It's in the making baby My cock is much bigger than yours My cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure It's got you screaming back for Hey man look at me rockin' out I'm on the radio Hey man look at me rockin' out I'm on the video It's a violent pornography Choking chicks and sodomy The kinda shit you get on your TV

08-10-2004, 01:38 PM	#4
Melonhead1 God Of Melons Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 364	sept for that 9th inning 2 run shot by miller to win the series, the yankee's have kicked the red sock's ass for decades __________________ Proud member of Club RSX

08-11-2004, 12:22 AM	#6
ScottPurcell Registered Offender Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 2 Hours From Toronto, Canada Posts: 884	hahahaa it took me a couple seconds to get it after i finished reading it but definately a good joke... __________________ Funniest Site Ever!! When will the cat return? 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r3411y n33d t0 g37 L41d

08-11-2004, 08:26 PM	#7
Bigheaded Chief Dance banana Dance Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: the troll capital Posts: 276	if you dont changed it i will rep you MUHAHAHAHAHA __________________ Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? On my sweet revenge Will be yours for the taking It's in the making baby My cock is much bigger than yours My cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure It's got you screaming back for Hey man look at me rockin' out I'm on the radio Hey man look at me rockin' out I'm on the video It's a violent pornography Choking chicks and sodomy The kinda shit you get on your TV

08-10-2004, 11:50 AM	#2
drowningaugust Made Out of 100% Rat Ass Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 1,050	LOL. Good joke. If I weren't a Red Sox fan, I'd rep you. But you could switch them around, make the Sox fans the fishermen......... Therefore you will be repped.

08-11-2004, 12:08 AM	#5
DragnMastr Guest Posts: n/a	I'm a football fan, and therefore don't care either way. Rep for you.

01-07-2006, 11:39 PM	#8
McGrillman Guest Posts: n/a	Ancient rivalries always make for good humor.

01-14-2006, 10:33 AM	#9
FashiOnistA Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cambridge, MA Posts: 2,998	Man that joke sucked, Yankies suck, you suck.

06-06-2007, 08:40 AM	#11
christinez1979 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1	wow i knew RED SOX fans were dumb but you just topped the cake.. it is YANKEES not yankies..

06-06-2007, 08:46 PM	#12
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06-06-2007, 09:08 PM	#13
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06-06-2007, 09:54 PM	#14
CheeseMonkeys My 2004-2005 avatar Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 3,433	Lmao... that was good. __________________ Monkeys ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

06-06-2007, 10:28 PM	#15
Mattjam Marilyn Manson Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Treasure Coast, Florida Posts: 3,973	I liked the joke! Reps for you! __________________ http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showpos...1&postcount=53 RIP Proph Last edited by Mattjam; 06-06-2007 at 10:41 PM..