A drunk orders himself a beer

08-11-2004, 11:27 PM

ok heres a bar joke:

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.

The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him.

The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.

The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"

08-12-2004, 01:21 AM

lol I got one

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes its a gay bar but he thinks "what the heck, I want a drink" so he goes to the bar and asks "whats the name of your penis?" the cowboy says "I dont wanna talk about that" the bartender says "You gotta have a name for a drink" so he looks over to a lonely guy sipping a beer and asks his name he says "timex, keeps on lickin and tickin" the cowboy then shudders and looks at two gay construction workers sharing a margarita, he asks them there names the first guy says "Ford, Good shape and quality, the second guy says "chevy, like a rock" so then the cowboy turns to the bartender and says "I got a name" the bartender says "ok, what is it" the cowboy yells "Secret!" The bartender says "Whats that mean?" The cowboy replies "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"

08-12-2004, 01:55 AM

lol nice one

08-12-2004, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nexon

lol I got one

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes its a gay bar but he thinks "what the heck, I want a drink" so he goes to the bar and asks "whats the name of your penis?" the cowboy says "I dont wanna talk about that" the bartender says "You gotta have a name for a drink" so he looks over to a lonely guy sipping a beer and asks his name he says "timex, keeps on lickin and tickin" the cowboy then shudders and looks at two gay construction workers sharing a margarita, he asks them there names the first guy says "Ford, Good shape and quality, the second guy says "chevy, like a rock" so then the cowboy turns to the bartender and says "I got a name" the bartender says "ok, what is it" the cowboy yells "Secret!" The bartender says "Whats that mean?" The cowboy replies "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"

Grammer, proper punctuation, and better syntax would certainly go a long way.

Ginzo · 08-12-2004, 02:33 PM

wtf is with ppl taking my avy?? this guy ^^^ has it now too. luckily i changed it but do u guys think b4 u change it. i was the first to have that avy

08-12-2004, 02:34 PM

i know, ive seen like 3 people have your avy man.

08-12-2004, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ginzo

wtf is with ppl taking my avy?? this guy ^^^ has it now too. luckily i changed it but do u guys think b4 u change it. i was the first to have that avy

If I could have two avatars, I'd take the one you have now too. Qwitcher bitchin'.

08-11-2004, 11:27 PM	#1
småkopisar Guest Posts: n/a	A drunk orders himself a beer ok heres a bar joke: A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him. The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately. The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"

08-12-2004, 01:21 AM	#2
Nexon Guest Posts: n/a	lol I got one A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes its a gay bar but he thinks "what the heck, I want a drink" so he goes to the bar and asks "whats the name of your penis?" the cowboy says "I dont wanna talk about that" the bartender says "You gotta have a name for a drink" so he looks over to a lonely guy sipping a beer and asks his name he says "timex, keeps on lickin and tickin" the cowboy then shudders and looks at two gay construction workers sharing a margarita, he asks them there names the first guy says "Ford, Good shape and quality, the second guy says "chevy, like a rock" so then the cowboy turns to the bartender and says "I got a name" the bartender says "ok, what is it" the cowboy yells "Secret!" The bartender says "Whats that mean?" The cowboy replies "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"

08-12-2004, 01:55 AM	#3
småkopisar Guest Posts: n/a	lol nice one

08-12-2004, 02:33 PM	#5
Ginzo Full Saget Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 746	wtf is with ppl taking my avy?? this guy ^^^ has it now too. luckily i changed it but do u guys think b4 u change it. i was the first to have that avy

08-12-2004, 02:34 PM	#6
småkopisar Guest Posts: n/a	i know, ive seen like 3 people have your avy man.