A Facelift

The Stranger · 08-12-2004, 04:57 PM

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales Clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29."

"I am actually 47!"

This makes him feel really good.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."

08-12-2004, 04:59 PM

ha. ha. i guess...

08-12-2004, 10:27 PM

I just red that now, prity funny stuff

VegitoSSJ4 · 08-13-2004, 12:24 AM

thats kinda grooss

**sNiPe_** · 11-06-2006, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joo_is_teh_Sux

Lets bring back an old joke shall we

why would you let a 85 year old woman touch yoru balls? like that banker joke where the woman bets him that his balls are square makes snese.. he's getting 25000 dollars.. but this guy just lets her play with his balls just so she can "guess" his age...

this joke fails.

dysphunktion · 11-13-2006, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sNiPe-NiNjA

why would you let a 85 year old woman touch yoru balls? like that banker joke where the woman bets him that his balls are square makes snese.. he's getting 25000 dollars.. but this guy just lets her play with his balls just so she can "guess" his age...

this joke fails.

Did you just bump a 2 year old post?

Mattjam · 11-13-2006, 09:17 PM

What the fuck? I got banned for doing this a year ago. Ban him! Ban him!
You've been here for two years and you don't get the concept of bumping?
UU T F?

black_label · 11-13-2006, 11:55 PM

?? and by the sounds of that guy, seems like he enjoyed it too *grasp*

bigballs · 11-26-2006, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattjm24

What the fuck? I got banned for doing this a year ago. Ban him! Ban him!
You've been here for two years and you don't get the concept of bumping?
UU T F?

And you getting a ban made me lol.

Hope you will be cleared tho

Squeezymo · 11-26-2006, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sNiPe-NiNjA

why would you let a 85 year old woman touch yoru balls? like that banker joke where the woman bets him that his balls are square makes snese.. he's getting 25000 dollars.. but this guy just lets her play with his balls just so she can "guess" his age...

this joke fails.

Obviously you have never been to a retirement home. Those chicks are so horny

08-12-2004, 04:57 PM	#1
The Stranger Class of '04 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Cleveland Posts: 977	A Facelift A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales Clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" This makes him feel really good. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47." Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds." __________________ Part of "The Invisible Krew" THE STRANGER

08-13-2004, 12:24 AM	#4
VegitoSSJ4 They die over and over Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: A SPERCIAL PLACE Posts: 498	thats kinda grooss __________________ If a mod is reading this, change my name from VegitoSSJ4, to DontKnoMe88 please.

11-13-2006, 09:17 PM	#7
Mattjam Marilyn Manson Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Treasure Coast, Florida Posts: 3,973	What the fuck? I got banned for doing this a year ago. Ban him! Ban him! You've been here for two years and you don't get the concept of bumping? UU T F? __________________ http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showpos...1&postcount=53 RIP Proph

08-12-2004, 04:59 PM	#2
Rockafeller312 Guest Posts: n/a	ha. ha. i guess...

08-12-2004, 10:27 PM	#3
H4cKz0R Guest Posts: n/a	I just red that now, prity funny stuff

11-13-2006, 11:55 PM	#8
black_label Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 111	?? and by the sounds of that guy, seems like he enjoyed it too grasp