Sunday School

08-12-2004, 07:22 PM

Note: I haven't heard this joke in a while so it might be a little messed up.

On the first day of Sunday school the teacher wants to see how much the children already know. She asks the children, "Who knows who the creator of Heaven and Earth is?" Noticing that Sally is asleep the teacher immediately calls on her.
Trying to help out a friend, Billy takes out a thumb tack and pokes Sally in the ass with it, making her yell out, "GOD!" before falling asleep again.
"Very good," the teacher said, "Now, who knows who the son of God is? Sally?"
Billy comes to the rescue again, this time making Sally yell out, "JESUS!" before once again falling asleep.
"Very good, now this one is a little trickier. What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
Once again, Billy came to the rescue and Sally yelled out, "God Dammit! If you poke me in the ass with that thing one more time, I'm going to break it in half!"

08-12-2004, 07:57 PM

tha joke has been around for ages but it is still a good one. if ne one wants to see hilarious jokes go to www.jokes.com or u could just to ebaums world

Spank666 · 08-12-2004, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TheRealNapster

tha joke has been around for ages but it is still a good one. if ne one wants to see hilarious jokes go to www.jokes.com or u could just to ebaums world

Or, you could browse the Jokes section for a nice compilation of everything you could ever think of.

08-12-2004, 07:22 PM	#1
ribwich Guest Posts: n/a	Sunday School Note: I haven't heard this joke in a while so it might be a little messed up. On the first day of Sunday school the teacher wants to see how much the children already know. She asks the children, "Who knows who the creator of Heaven and Earth is?" Noticing that Sally is asleep the teacher immediately calls on her. Trying to help out a friend, Billy takes out a thumb tack and pokes Sally in the ass with it, making her yell out, "GOD!" before falling asleep again. "Very good," the teacher said, "Now, who knows who the son of God is? Sally?" Billy comes to the rescue again, this time making Sally yell out, "JESUS!" before once again falling asleep. "Very good, now this one is a little trickier. What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" Once again, Billy came to the rescue and Sally yelled out, "God Dammit! If you poke me in the ass with that thing one more time, I'm going to break it in half!"

08-12-2004, 07:57 PM	#2
TheRealNapster Guest Posts: n/a	tha joke has been around for ages but it is still a good one. if ne one wants to see hilarious jokes go to www.jokes.com or u could just to ebaums world